Now that was some funny sh*t

[Hick]

Last summer on my way home from class i was carving down Spring street here in Columbus Ohio. Having driven the road countless times i knew the timing of the lights and what speed i would have to go to catch the lights as they change to green.

Spring street is 5 then 4 lanes wide and one way. I started out on the far left lane, caught the first light as the other people were waiting to go, swung back to the far right lane [a block away] and caught the second light, effectively passing 10-15 cars and without breaking any [major] laws.

Well, needless to say, i pissed someone off. This old man in a Lincoln caught up with me after a few lights and attempted to merge into me, i tapped the brakes and swung around him at full tilt. The next light was red, and as i slowed down i rolled my window down and thought of a few choice geriatric insults to fire at this old fuck. Much to my surprise, as he rolls up he mummers "You're all over the road like horse manure!" which was a bit unexpected and left me lul'ing all the way home.

[SamE30e]

I love when you see people giving you the "Learn to fucking drive" or "What the fuck is wrong with you" look or give you the finger. The best thing to do when that happens is wink at them.

Some old dude cut a corner making a left hand turn and gave me a look like it was my fault, cue the wink and he went insane..

[Kruzen]

This thread reminds me that I want to install a camera in my car just to record the idiocy I see in Gig Harbor everyday on my way to work and on the way home.

I had someone stop in front of me the other day on my way home from work. I was going down the hill going about 40mph in a 35, about 100 feet up from the stop light there is a road going left and right, both ways have stop signs. The lady in front of me sees the green light in front of her and the two people waiting on the left and right, stops MID-HILL, with me 50 feet beyond her, slams on her breaks, to let two people in from both sides. I honk my horn at her and she throws her hands up like she's not doing anything wrong and can't do anything about it, so I fly around her in the median on the right and cut in front of her since she's too stupid to go with the flow of traffic, then she tried to 'race me' on the two lane freeway entrance and then exitted off to the right.

And then there's the one where a guy driving his car with his entire family in it tried to ride my ass after I pulled in front of him (a good car length or two away), after I brake checked him so he would quit being an idiot, he pulls out his phone like he's going to call the cops, his wife promptly HIT the cell phone out of his hand. I yielded to the traffic behind me (him) and moved to the right lane in front of a semi truck. Rather then pass me he moves behind me and slows down 15mph.

GG.

[Jand3rson]

I love when you see people giving you the "Learn to fucking drive" or "What the fuck is wrong with you" look or give you the finger. The best thing to do when that happens is wink at them.

Some old dude cut a corner making a left hand turn and gave me a look like it was my fault, cue the wink and he went insane..

Giving people kissing lips drives them batshit insane, too. Works the best on big ol' dipshit redneck guys in shitty lifted trucks.

[Turf1600]

I generally give a thumbs up - but a wink or kissy lips are a good idea.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Man, talk about an over exaggeration of the older denizens or our fair city. You must just be bitter.

Ok, no, that's pretty much dead on. I have nearly been pwned 3 times in the last couple of months, once in our minivan with my wife and daughter on board. I go to Rancho Mirage (Palm Springs area) once a week or so for work and I would rate Hemet's drivers as far worse. Although the Canadians who raid PS in the wintertime take a close second.

Tim

I guess Hemet must be far worse, a good majority of 'em live in triler parks and have old 80's Caddy's. The ones in Palm Springs at least have ABS and non bias-ply tires.

I generally give a thumbs up - but a wink or kissy lips are a good idea.

I wonder what happens if you motion for a blow job? Turf, willing to give it a shot?

[h0lmes]

Flipping stupid drivers off is seriously my favorite hobby. The other day I went to pay my rent check. Some old douche was pulled off the road but decided to block the entry to the driveway. Who does this? So I slow down trying to get his attention so he will move the fuck out of the way, some stupid waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles behind me honks, I flip her off then keep going. There is another entrance behind the building so I went around and then pulled up next to the old guy blocking the driveway and I lay on my horn. He jumps out of his seat and starts looking around in confusion. He sees me and you can tell he is angry as shit and he starts mouthing all sorts of profanities and flips me off, so I flip him off back and he speeds off. Then I back up into a parking space. It was fucking hillarious.

[monticello]

my friend used to have a 72 caddy hearse. whenever we pulled up next to old people we'd yell "SEE YOU SOON!"