Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly and stings like a Tomahawk missile. At mach 3. In the face.
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"See, we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired." -
Chuck Norris puts the FUN in funeral
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Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in manslaughter!
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Chuck Norris puts the terrible, old meme in this thread.Comment
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Shit, must resist ordering t-shirt.Comment
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A lot of those weren't even funny at all. A few of them were, but most of them were pretty dumb.
The original ones are the best.
Chuck Norris once gave a Japanese woman a multiple orgasm. The result was Hiroshima and Nagasaki.Comment
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Chuck Norris even stopped with the Chuck Norris jokes.- Trey
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Chuck Norris can hold Puff Daddy down.
that one is good alright, its goodYour signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.
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Chuck Norris drives an E30
I've always been proud of being a Marine.
I won't hesitate to defend the Corps
"Supersquad"
"Prostitutes are a sub-category of Amusement Parks"-Comment
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Chuck Norris is almost played out.
(i hope he doesn't attack me for saying that) :(
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Chuck norris has been played out since shortly after dodgeball came out."We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."Comment
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What, you guys didnt camp out at Best Buy all night last week to get that new Walker, Texas Ranger boxset on Blueray?
Pssshh...
:-|
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Chuck Norris jokes are what, 3 years old now? Let it die.
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