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  • e30Matt
    R3V Elite
    • Dec 2003
    • 5077
    #1

    Oh god, there's new ones...

    Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly and stings like a Tomahawk missile. At mach 3. In the face.

    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/new.html

    "See, we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."
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    • CorvallisBMW
      Long Schlong Longhammer
      • Feb 2005
      • 13039
      #2
      Chuck Norris puts the FUN in funeral

      love it.

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        • 1991 318is
          Mod Crazy
          • Dec 2005
          • 786
          #3
          Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in manslaughter!

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            • CCCXXV
              Stereoinstaller1/2
              • Mar 2006
              • 153
              #4
              Chuck Norris puts the terrible, old meme in this thread.

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                • browntown
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 3524
                  #5
                  Shit, must resist ordering t-shirt.

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                    • Tangent
                      E30 Addict
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 476
                      #6
                      Originally posted by CCCXXV
                      Chuck Norris puts the terrible, old meme in this thread.
                      +

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                        • Jand3rson
                          Banned
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 37587
                          #7
                          A lot of those weren't even funny at all. A few of them were, but most of them were pretty dumb.

                          The original ones are the best.

                          Chuck Norris once gave a Japanese woman a multiple orgasm. The result was Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

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                            • TDE30
                              R3V OG
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 7042
                              #8
                              Chuck Norris even stopped with the Chuck Norris jokes.
                              - Trey

                              E90 325i/6 (ZSP, ZPP, ZCW)
                              E36 325i sedan
                              E30 325i sedan
                              Volvo 945T

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                                • NC325iC
                                  R3V OG
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 6565
                                  #9
                                  Chuck Norris can hold Puff Daddy down.

                                  that one is good alright, its good
                                  Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                                  Originally posted by TimKninja
                                  Im more afraid of this thread turning into one of those classic R3v moments, where Pizza gets delivered.

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                                    • franco90
                                      No R3VLimiter
                                      • Nov 2006
                                      • 3185
                                      #10
                                      Chuck Norris drives an E30

                                      I've always been proud of being a Marine.
                                      I won't hesitate to defend the Corps
                                      "Supersquad"

                                      ‎"Prostitutes are a sub-category of Amusement Parks"-

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                                        • E30trash
                                          Hella Flush
                                          • Mar 2006
                                          • 1873
                                          #11
                                          Chuck Norris is almost played out.

                                          (i hope he doesn't attack me for saying that) :(

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                                            • Turf1600
                                              R3V OG
                                              • Nov 2006
                                              • 9815
                                              #12
                                              Chuck norris has been played out since shortly after dodgeball came out.
                                              "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                                                • 2002maniac
                                                  R3V Elite
                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 4260
                                                  #13
                                                  http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=f67LgpJBPPE

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                                                    • scabzzzz
                                                      Estado de mierda de encargo
                                                      • Jul 2007
                                                      • 6870
                                                      #14
                                                      What, you guys didnt camp out at Best Buy all night last week to get that new Walker, Texas Ranger boxset on Blueray?

                                                      Pssshh...

                                                      :-|

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                                                        • Jonathan M3
                                                          E30 Mastermind
                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 1837
                                                          #15
                                                          Chuck Norris jokes are what, 3 years old now? Let it die.

                                                          '05 E46 M3 Imolarot/Cinnamon - CURRENT
                                                          '98 E36 M3 Estorilblau/Dove - SOLD
                                                          '90 E30 M3 Brilliantrot/Black - SOLD
                                                          SRS BSNS Motorsports - 24hrs of LeMons Racer

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