A while back I decided the m3 was cursed, because nothing ever goes right and I keep getting fucking hurt working on it ending up in the ER.
Well it continues. Day 2 at school I was cleaning up the oil pan with some brake cleaner. It was up on a lift so I was a little hunched over moving around. I look up to spray it some more and a nice huge drop lands right in my eye. Timed perfectly to get between the crack of my safety glasses and my forehead to get a direct hit on my eyeball.
Spent 45min in the ER with a suction cup on my eye trying to flush that shit out, sucked ass. Ended up burning my cornea pretty bad (brake cleaner was mainly acetone) and I lost a good chunk of vision, I'm just hoping it will come back, so far no one knows.
I'm pretty sure this car wasn't made in germany, it has to have been made over an indian burial ground while drunk germans pissed on the graves, ground up indian bones, and injected them into my car. At the same time performing back alley abortions and committing hate crimes while worshiping the devil. Nothing ever fucking works right on this car, it is always super bad luck, everything bad ALWAYS happens to me or the m3.
At least I got some vicodin out of the deal, but it still sucks ass.
Well it continues. Day 2 at school I was cleaning up the oil pan with some brake cleaner. It was up on a lift so I was a little hunched over moving around. I look up to spray it some more and a nice huge drop lands right in my eye. Timed perfectly to get between the crack of my safety glasses and my forehead to get a direct hit on my eyeball.
Spent 45min in the ER with a suction cup on my eye trying to flush that shit out, sucked ass. Ended up burning my cornea pretty bad (brake cleaner was mainly acetone) and I lost a good chunk of vision, I'm just hoping it will come back, so far no one knows.
I'm pretty sure this car wasn't made in germany, it has to have been made over an indian burial ground while drunk germans pissed on the graves, ground up indian bones, and injected them into my car. At the same time performing back alley abortions and committing hate crimes while worshiping the devil. Nothing ever fucking works right on this car, it is always super bad luck, everything bad ALWAYS happens to me or the m3.
At least I got some vicodin out of the deal, but it still sucks ass.
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