neighbors ...

[Farbin Kaiber]

Other thread?

[TDE30]

n00bs. :D

[dude8383]

http://r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=111368&highlight=corrado

[blunttech]

Is the neighbor a renter or an owner? I bug the shit out of the landlord for the house next door to me. Any little fuck up and I'm on it. They are decent people, but I just won't stand for anything not going right.

dude you should live next to my neighbor graciella. she owns this house but hasnt a clue how to take care of it. shes a nasty stubby bull dyke type from the ghettos of san paulo and no man will have her. her lawn is a fucking weed field thats 2 feet high. she cuts down trees and leaves them to rot, decay and attract disease. im going to call the city on her. this is all in a neighborhood where everyone but her takes care of their shit and cares what their property looks like. she literally hates me because i fuck with her non stop. my wife gets along well with her because my wife is nice to everyone. she literally cringes when she sees me. my wife tries to get me to be nice to her but i wont. im going to make a voodoo doll of her and hang it from my chimney next to DR Dave

[Miasma]

dude you should live next to my neighbor graciella. she owns this house but hasnt a clue how to take care of it. shes a nasty stubby bull dyke type from the ghettos of san paulo and no man will have her. her lawn is a fucking weed field thats 2 feet high. she cuts down trees and leaves them to rot, decay and attract disease. im going to call the city on her. this is all in a neighborhood where everyone but her takes care of their shit and cares what their property looks like. she literally hates me because i fuck with her non stop. my wife gets along well with her because my wife is nice to everyone. she literally cringes when she sees me. my wife tries to get me to be nice to her but i wont. im going to make a voodoo doll of her and hang it from my chimney next to DR Dave

^ Full of win, That is all.

[idanity]

try using a 10lb bag of rock salt, and write a giant dildo in their lawn (during a nice rain storm so it disolves deep in the ground)...

if nothing works, just buy some 300dollar beater trucks, and park them in front of their house,...and to top it off, you can just leave your garbage in the back..

if that dont work, go to the dog pound, feed them ice-cream and toss the gooey crap in thier air vents on thier cars.

but after its all said and done,
i would rather live next to them, than anywhere in Iraq.

[CJ7]

I would rather live next to them than anywhere in Iraq.

qft.

I talked to them about it, no revenge. The two ladies admitted that they used to have assclown roommates who did the deeds (only admitted to the egging and cig butts, no info about stolen things). They kicked out the old roommates. It has been a few months now so I think they are legit. I also apologized on my moms behalf for the "parking wars".

Way to bring this back from the dead man :nice:

[Bimmerista]

Take a shit on their sidewalk

[CJ7]

Take a shit on their sidewalk

thier sidewalk is also my sidewalk .... it's one of those communities with ZERO privacy and maybe ten feet between houses with tiny or no yards, etc. .....

[blunttech]

Take a shit on their sidewalk

glad you got it sorted out. i have all kinds of ideas to do to graciella but my common sense says no. i will just continue to fuck with her in harmless ways. right now we have a patch of grass 2 feet high and 4 inches wide separating our lawns. if she doesnt mow up to the line i will leave a 4" section all the way along the property line. then the 2 times she mows a summer she will leave it as well. i think i posted about this but she put some of my dog shit on my front steps a while back. i encourage biscus to shit in her yard. i reward him when he does. hes a good dog. i will try to capture biscus dropping one in the dykes yard for all to see

[atomic]

glad you got it sorted out. i have all kinds of ideas to do to graciella but my common sense says no. i will just continue to fuck with her in harmless ways. right now we have a patch of grass 2 feet high and 4 inches wide separating our lawns. if she doesnt mow up to the line i will leave a 4" section all the way along the property line. then the 2 times she mows a summer she will leave it as well. i think i posted about this but she put some of my dog shit on my front steps a while back. i encourage biscus to shit in her yard. i reward him when he does. hes a good dog. i will try to capture biscus dropping one in the dykes yard for all to see

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[Farbin Kaiber]

pics of biscus poopin' on the stoop or ban