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  • doucy2
    E30 Fanatic
    • Sep 2006
    • 1311
    #1

    Yum Intentional Road Kill, Sort-of

    Well interesting story.... after getting home at 2 and passing out last night I got a rude awakening from my dad at 6:30 saying "What the hell is on your car?" So I proceeded to go outside and there she lay, a nice fresh 15lb possum dripping in blood and infested with maggots all on my hood. Along with this stunning creature there was a nice note that made no sense whatsoever.

    After cleanup car got a bath and smells better now. I have a pretty good guess who put it there, but there is no exact evidence to point fingers.
    I didn't snap any pics because I was to insensed in getting it cleaned up, however the kind police officer was gracious enough to snap a few and I will be getting those later. I suggested he should have bagged it up for evidence. Ha, he chuckled and said no chance.

    Cliffs:
    Dead Possum
    My Hood
    Crazy Ex
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    • SamE30e
      R3V Elite
      • Sep 2007
      • 4319
      #2
      I think you have a secret admirer.
      1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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        • Joe318is
          R3V OG
          • Sep 2005
          • 6451
          #3
          that was from me for selling your e30 to someone other than my friends/family


          Originally posted by vlad
          Do you know anybody else who built that many bad ass E30s?

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            • Jon325i
              R3V OG
              • Oct 2003
              • 6934
              #4
              Pics or ban.

              Jon
              Rides...
              1991 325i - sold :(
              2004 2WD Frontier King Cab

              RIP #17 Jules Bianchi

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                • joshh
                  R3V OG
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 6195
                  #5
                  Next time, you better let her finish.
                  Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                  "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

                  ‎"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen" Barack Obama

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                    • Raxe
                      R3V Elite
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 5346
                      #6
                      What did the note say?

                      >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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                        • gazellebeigem3
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 3712
                          #7
                          this was a warning... dont cross us again


                          Originally posted by Joe318is
                          that was from me for selling your e30 to someone other than my friends/family

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                            • DEV0 E30
                              R3V OG
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 8816
                              #8
                              Now that's a dump on a hood.
                              Project: Touring | Project: Unknown | Phoenix, Arizona Events Thread

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                                • KillaCams
                                  E30 Modder
                                  • Mar 2008
                                  • 998
                                  #9
                                  Oh man thats crazy, what did the note say??

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                                    • equate975
                                      No R3VLimiter
                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 3382
                                      #10
                                      Shitty, but I'm gonna lolz anyways ;)

                                      I woke up and found a road cone sitting on my roof... :shiftyeyes
                                      Rollin' with a Geistkuchen

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                                        • doucy2
                                          E30 Fanatic
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 1311
                                          #11
                                          no pics yet.
                                          joe and justin you just wish you were that crafty ha.

                                          note was all non-sense and didn't relay any sort of meaning whatsoever. to make the thread better the ex is now a lesbian lolz.
                                          also note the possum had a rope around its neck looked so it either was hung or someone's pet

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                                            • el_gringo
                                              Banned
                                              • Mar 2008
                                              • 299
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by doucy2
                                              no pics yet.
                                              joe and justin you just wish you were that crafty ha.

                                              note was all non-sense and didn't relay any sort of meaning whatsoever. to make the thread better the ex is now a lesbian lolz.
                                              also note the possum had a rope around its neck looked so it either was hung or someone's pet
                                              not everytime you turn a woman into a lesbo, is it lol-worthy... wait. there is never a good thing about turning ladies lesbo. haha.

                                              at least paint or body wasnt damaged. id be heated like a mofo

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                                                • CorvallisBMW
                                                  Long Schlong Longhammer
                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 13039
                                                  #13
                                                  weird. waiting on pics though, i wanna see this thing

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                                                    • E30_fiend
                                                      R3V OG
                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                      • 7348
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Jon325i
                                                      Pics or ban.

                                                      Jon
                                                      Need a performance chip for you BMW? Shoot me a PM and I'll get you taken care of!!
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                                                        • imsotyerred
                                                          R3VLimited
                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                          • 2529
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by el_gringo
                                                          not everytime you turn a woman into a lesbo, is it lol-worthy... wait. there is never a good thing about turning ladies lesbo. haha.

                                                          at least paint or body wasnt damaged. id be heated like a mofo
                                                          not true. Kate525i licking clam was one of the best things to ever happen to mankind, after fire and porn of course
                                                          BRUTE

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