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  • Dave
    E30 RAT
    • Nov 2003
    • 11675
    #1

    Good Chuckle from this news . . .

    Well, DUH!!!!!


    JACKSON, Mississippi (AP) -- Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to a baby girl Thursday morning at a south Mississippi hospital, according to a person close to the Spears family.
    Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to a baby girl Thursday morning at a south Mississippi hospital.





    The person confirmed the baby's birth to The Associated Press. The person asked not to be identified because the family had not yet announced the baby's birth.
    The 17-year-old was the star of Nickelodeon's "Zoey 101" and is the younger sister of pop star Britney Spears. The Spears family announced in December that Jamie Lynn was pregnant. The father is Casey Aldridge, a pipe-layer from Liberty, Mississippi. The couple is not married but announced an engagement several months ago.
    A message left at the Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center where Spears gave birth to the baby was not immediately returned Thursday and the family could not immediately be reached for comment.
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    • Jon325i
      R3V OG
      • Oct 2003
      • 6934
      #2
      Tee hee hee.....pipe layer. She looks better than her f'ed up sister. I'd like to lay some pipe for her as well (after she hits 18 of course) ;-)

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        • CorvallisBMW
          Long Schlong Longhammer
          • Feb 2005
          • 13039
          #3
          meh, she'd be all streched out now

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            • Erick
              Official R3V Drifter
              • Oct 2003
              • 11169
              #4
              I lol'd!
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                • Dave
                  E30 RAT
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 11675
                  #5
                  Originally posted by CorvallisBMW
                  meh, she'd be all streched out now
                  meh - if she starts doing Kegels - all will be well.

                  you think that any woman who has had a kid is no longer a good lay?
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                    • CorvallisBMW
                      Long Schlong Longhammer
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 13039
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Dave
                      meh - if she starts doing Kegels - all will be well.

                      you think that any woman who has had a kid is no longer a good lay?
                      I was just kidding :)

                      I'd still hit that shit

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                        • 325Projectz
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 1956
                          #7
                          it was a c-section, so you got the green light.
                          91 m3

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                            • Ryan Stewart
                              I Love Miatas
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 8978
                              #8
                              Originally posted by 325Projectz
                              it was a c-section, so you got the green light.
                              mmmmm, scars are secksay!

                              Alll the WT but without the money
                              Im now E30less.
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                                • joshh
                                  R3V OG
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 6195
                                  #9
                                  That family is so fucked up.
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                                    • e30e
                                      R3VLimited
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 2176
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by joshh
                                      That family is so fucked up.
                                      Girls coming from a fucked family are usually the best in bed.
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                                        • joshh
                                          R3V OG
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 6195
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by e30e
                                          Girls coming from a fucked family are usually the best in bed.


                                          Good point. But I get the idea those two are sacks of taters in bed.
                                          Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                                          "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

                                          ‎"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen" Barack Obama

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                                            • 325Projectz
                                              E30 Mastermind
                                              • Jan 2005
                                              • 1956
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Ryan Stewart
                                              mmmmm, scars are secksay!
                                              hell yeah, i'll cut that scar open and fuck it.
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                                                • CorvallisBMW
                                                  Long Schlong Longhammer
                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 13039
                                                  #13
                                                  ^ wow, that's one i've never heard before

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                                                    • Ryan Stewart
                                                      I Love Miatas
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 8978
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by e30e
                                                      Girls coming from a fucked family are usually the best in bed.
                                                      Just gotta touch em like their daddy does and use the tears as lube.
                                                      Im now E30less.
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                                                        • Alecs MacDonald
                                                          Mod Crazy
                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 729
                                                          #15
                                                          I that baby daddy
                                                          '88 325ic

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