Anyone here analyze a female's dream?

[atomic]

First you need to get a new email address that looks like who would respond to that. The interpretation should result in her subconscious wanting a threesome with you and her best looking (female) friend.

If that doesn't work, stop talking to her and plow all her friends.

Or just dump the bitch and go to some of those wild college parties where wild random multiple girl orgies seems to happen after the booze has kicked in...

[dj2xrated]

Dude.. fuck her doggie.. and then ask her... " WAS THIS IN OUR DREAM AMANDA!!".. lol then pull out and bus on her face.... then go for a nice loooooooong drive!!

[Massive Lee]

Hey MA-BMW

You're still a lucky guy. It could have been worst. Your lovely could have driven an e34 and dreamed about Brenda or any other woman firefighter. Don't laugh. It happened to someone on this forum

All jokes apart. Everyone has fantasies. 18 year old boys and girls have tons of them as hormones are quite strong at that age. So, don't worry. Just treat her well. She'll "treat" you good...

... wild college parties where wild random multiple girl orgies seems to happen after the booze has kicked in...

Where. Where. Where.

[Fidhle007]

Hey MA-BMW

You're still a lucky guy. It could have been worst. Your lovely could have driven an e34 and dreamed about Brenda or any other woman firefighter. Don't laugh. It happened to someone on this forum

Lee, that was awesome!

[Sean]

Yes. Theyre usually not as loaded as those whos parents send to USC/UCLA. So theyre easier to plow. CC girls are known to enjoy natty ice and coors light, so theyre cheap.

Did you say NATTY ICE!!

HELL YA BRO!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

First you need to get a new email address that looks like who would respond to that. The interpretation should result in her subconscious wanting a threesome with you and her best looking (female) friend.

If that doesn't work, stop talking to her and plow all her friends.

Agreed! And since she's having thoughts about another dude, who cares if the relationship goes bad?!

[red]

PIHB son!

We need a smiley with that sign...

[myinfernalbmw]

So what the fuck happened you waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswussy? You talk to her about it?

[MA-BMW]

I said Thanks for the email and she said What email? And I said the one about your dreams and she got a really confused look on her face and got kinda upset and said she didnt mean to send it to me. Yea sure. And she said that they only happened a couple times but not in a while and she was sorry blah blah blah. I kinda stopped listening. She didn't do anything to really be sorry though.

[george graves]

That is a mistake on her part that is bj worth. I hope you have your priority's in order.

[atomic]

I said Thanks for the email and she said What email? And I said the one about your dreams and she got a really confused look on her face and got kinda upset and said she didnt mean to send it to me. Yea sure. And she said that they only happened a couple times but not in a while and she was sorry blah blah blah. I kinda stopped listening. She didn't do anything to really be sorry though.

yeah right...

[dj2xrated]

dude listen to the forum.. we know best...hit,cheat rinse and repeat!

[scabzzzz]

I would force her into a twisted game of beastiality, and fecal fun. All while tearing her down inside and making her believe her parents abused her as a child.

[Eric]

haha this thread made my day!

[Sean]

dude listen to the forum.. we know best...hit,cheat rinse and repeat!

The man speaks the truth. It's just fact.

Just walk up to her and say, "I WANNA BE ON YOU! I'm kind of a big deal..."

[DEV0 E30]

I would force her into a twisted game of beastiality, and fecal fun. All while tearing her down inside and making her believe her parents abused her as a child.

Good god man, you're a poet.

I nearly spewed my coffee everywhere.