Oh god the cat won't stop attacking me

[kronus]

She's all over my hands and won't stop biting my fingers! I gave her food and water, but she won't stop! Typing is very hard when you have a kitten semi-permanently attached to your right hand.


How do I make her stop? :(

[crunk3]

Catnip?

[crunk3]

[Jand3rson]

That's what kittens do! I remember when we got our first cat, she was like 4 weeks old and the size of my fist. In the middle of the night, she'd climb up under the blankets at the foot of our bed, and attack our toes.

[Eviltwin]

throw it in the garbage?

[Restoman]

throw it in the garbage?

My exact thoughts.

Does the cat have a toy besides you?

[jflip2002]

I have an eel that would like to play with it lol. Dogs > Cats (Except the cat threads). I only reserve my hatred for cats, due to the epic cat threads.

[kronus]

The cat has our entire dorm room full of random stuff to play with. She is a fan of boxes and paper bags.

Do cats need sunlight... like plants?

[BBY1104]

All my cat does is sit in the sun

[kronus]

This is a problem, our windows face the inner courtyard, which gets maybe 2 hours of direct sunlight between 7 and 9 AM. As a result of the people in the room being lazy college students, this is of course way too early and those windows are almost permanently covered with blinds.

Our cat sits under my lamp. Hmm.

[assoutE12]

I think you hit the nail right on the head, your cat isn't getting enough direct sunlight.

[kronus]

So if I leave it in the sun, will it sprout?

[joshh]

Make sure to water it every other day as well.

[Jon325i]

So if I leave it in the sun, will it sprout?

Yep....perhaps a second head, or fifth leg. Should that happen put it in a freakshow and cash in.

Jon

[gearheadE30]

Buy one of those turtle heatlamps. Ganted, the room will be perpetually hot inside.

**Disclaimer: I hold no responsibility if someone has to pass gass should this situation occur.