The Best/Worst Feeling in The World Thread.

[jrhaile]

I seriously LOL'd bc I experienced this when I was like 12.

Note: Don't use soap to whack it.

Fuck it burns FOR DAYS!!1

[OOMPH!]

worst feeling: soap IN YOUR DICK HOLE

I seriously LOL'd bc I experienced this when I was like 12.

Note: Don't use soap to whack it.

[Conki]

Best feeling:
Carving the first line onto the side of a mountain with your snowboard at great speeds, looking over the untouched white field of deep snow in front of you. I haven't tried sky diving yet, but that must be the only thing that tops this.

I'll think about the worst feeling.

[emoshun]

Why would taking it in the poop shoot be the worst feeling?! god no. Thats not what I'm talking about at all...

I'll try;

You hate being cock gagged, then slapped in the face as you dry heave?

or

Ass to mouth after your forgot to douche....then getting slapped in the face?

[CleanAzzE30z]

Thank you.

[Stephen]

yikes. Props though

[Liam]

Legendary post, my friend.


Oh and I beat all your worst feelings in the world....


Kicking heroin. It lasts a week and its the most desperate, anxious, sweaty, shitty, painful, nauseous, cramping, feeling you could ever imagine in your life......for a whole week. Take sex and multiply it by 100......or breathing, and then say "I cant or wont do this ever again". Thats how it is. Lets just say I read that in a book.









Mariano

I know exactly what you're talking about... Been more than 20 years though.

Be Zen my friend.

[CleanAzzE30z]

Worst: Taking a really big, pretty nasty shit, looking over, and seeing there's only 2 squares of toilet paper left on the roll. You know 2 isn't going to cut it. You look under the sink. Nothing. You look in the trash, hoping maybe there's something wadded up you can use. Nothing. Magazine pages aren't going to work, and you're not tearing up your new issue of European Car. Then you have the worst feeling in the world. Knowing you've got to hike your pants back up, and shuffle-foot it into the other bathroom, without anyone seeing you, with the left over remnants of a seriously nasty shit being smashed back and forth between your ass cheeks, knowing that the mess you're going to have to clean up now is going to take 10 times longer than before, and probably use half the roll.

Best: Leaving a bunch of piss on the seat for your girlfriend/wife for not putting a new roll on when she used it all up earlier.

Legendary post, my friend.


Oh and I beat all your worst feelings in the world....


Kicking heroin. It lasts a week and its the most desperate, anxious, sweaty, shitty, painful, nauseous, cramping, feeling you could ever imagine in your life......for a whole week. Take sex and multiply it by 100......or breathing, and then say "I cant or wont do this ever again". Thats how it is. Lets just say I read that in a book.







Mariano

[jrhaile]

Best: eating a nice clean shaved waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles out until she cums and it runs down her into her asshole where you proceed to lick it out

Worst: you realized you just licked fresh shit from her squirting out a little turd

[jrhaile]

Best Feeling: Having a girl slowly lick up and down your shaft after fucking her in the ass while she's rubbing that one little senstive part under the head of your dick.

Worst Feeling: Her wanting to kiss you after that

[jrhaile]

worst: shitting your pants and having it in there long enough to get cold and then having to walk somewhere, or
fucking a chick in the shower and getting soap in your eyes just as you bust your nut

worst feeling: soap IN YOUR DICK HOLE

[Collin]

Everyone is expecting something of my potatos.

but most of us have no real plans to visit your irish fruit factory.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Everyone is expecting something of my potatos.

[Collin]

I'd have spent the day at work.

I spend most of my days off there anyway.

Let me know when your potato farm is up and running, I want to go back to idaho/oregon this summer anyway ;)

[Peterkaczynski]

best: no condom sex
worst: saying "i think i did"