The Best/Worst Feeling in The World Thread.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Worst: Waking up to your boss calling on your day off telling you to drive in since they are locked out and you have the other key.

Best: Boss offering you a big bag of theo huxtable for your troubles.

I'd have spent the day at work.

[OOMPH!]

Worst: Getting hit with shit pains while driving in rush hour traffic and you're 45 minutes away from home

Best: Not shitting your pants and making it home to blow up the toilet

[Collin]

Worst: Waking up to your boss calling on your day off telling you to drive in since they are locked out and you have the other key.

Best: Boss offering you a big bag of theo huxtable for your troubles.

[SamE30e]

Worst: Blue balls

Best: Opposite of blue balls.

[jintermont]

bump for a hilarious thread

[Jand3rson]

Worst: Taking a really big, pretty nasty shit, looking over, and seeing there's only 2 squares of toilet paper left on the roll. You know 2 isn't going to cut it. You look under the sink. Nothing. You look in the trash, hoping maybe there's something wadded up you can use. Nothing. Magazine pages aren't going to work, and you're not tearing up your new issue of European Car. Then you have the worst feeling in the world. Knowing you've got to hike your pants back up, and shuffle-foot it into the other bathroom, without anyone seeing you, with the left over remnants of a seriously nasty shit being smashed back and forth between your ass cheeks, knowing that the mess you're going to have to clean up now is going to take 10 times longer than before, and probably use half the roll.

Best: Leaving a bunch of piss on the seat for your girlfriend/wife for not putting a new roll on when she used it all up earlier.

[SamE30e]

Worst: being sent pictures of your girl sucking someone else's dick. Right before a big test.

Send a picture of a you shitting. Like literally you shitting, like the shit coming out of your ass!

[Ral]

Best: flying again after a month of bad weather.

Worst: having to shut down the engine in the air.. propellers look weird when they're not spinning and you're in the air. (happened today)

Best: your ex picks you up from the bar in San Diego, fucks you in the back seat of her car, then drops you off at the bar again when she goes home. I left the next day to go visit someone else.

Worst: being sent pictures of your girl sucking someone else's dick. Right before a big test.

[SamE30e]

Why would taking it in the poop shoot be the worst feeling?! god no. Thats not what I'm talking about at all...

The shit you take after the poop chute is the best feeling maybe?

[jflip2002]

I can see him now with his gf...
"so sugartits, you want your shithole rammed? huh huh? All bitches like their shithole rammed. Lets get 'ol black out first though.. mmm yeah hows that for a starter"

lol

Lol, hit the nail right on the head with that one. Im a pure romantic.

[blunttech]

I can see him now with his gf...
"so sugartits, you want your shithole rammed? huh huh? All bitches like their shithole rammed. Lets get 'ol black out first though.. mmm yeah hows that for a starter"

lol

i called my 17 yo paperboy "sugartits" in a christmas card 3 years ago. he never came back and im not joking.

[femme325is]

hes a romantic at heart

I can see him now with his gf...
"so sugartits, you want your shithole rammed? huh huh? All bitches like their shithole rammed. Lets get 'ol black out first though.. mmm yeah hows that for a starter"

lol

[femme325is]

See, all bitches love the anal. How big of a black dildo do you use to warm it up?

ew.. ouchie. No thank you

but anyways...... :???:

[blunttech]

She likes that shithole rammed.

hes a romantic at heart

[jflip2002]

See, all bitches love the anal. How big of a black dildo do you use to warm it up?