The Best/Worst Feeling in The World Thread.

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  • eric (^__^)
    E30 Fanatic
    • Dec 2007
    • 1409

    #46
    best feeling: turning your alarm off on friday morning and leaving the switch in the "off" position

    worst feeling: stepping in something wet with your socks on
    Not that I care, of course.

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    • Borat
      E30 Addict
      • Jan 2005
      • 494

      #47
      Originally posted by SamE30e
      Worst feeling: Hang over- then mates tell you all the stupid shit you did last night
      finished it off

      best: nailing a corner on the dirtbike so the rear slides out and the front wheel just comes off the ground

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      • mtechnik
        R3V OG
        • May 2006
        • 6156

        #48
        Originally posted by Ray Smoodiver
        Best feeling: Jerking off.
        Worst feeling: its not your cock your jerking.
        wth... but ahahahahahahahahahaha. Only Ray Smoodiver would dare say such a thing.



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        • mtechnik
          R3V OG
          • May 2006
          • 6156

          #49
          Originally posted by gazellebeigem3
          wtf? who gets out of the shower to take a deuce? i smash that shit down the drain
          All you guys are nuts.



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          • mtechnik
            R3V OG
            • May 2006
            • 6156

            #50
            Originally posted by SamE30e
            Best feeling ever: Q-tipping your ears, while fucking her, while your dog fucks you, while she's screaming Stephen Hawkings name, all while driving your E30..
            :o you are taking things to new heights............. :o



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            • Jon325i
              R3V OG
              • Oct 2003
              • 6934

              #51
              Best feeling: a track day at your favorite circuit

              Worst feeling: returning home with you car on a flatbed with roof damage
              Rides...
              1991 325i - sold :(
              2004 2WD Frontier King Cab

              RIP #17 Jules Bianchi

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              • twistednut
                Wrencher
                • Nov 2007
                • 272

                #52
                Best: Getting a blow job while watching the U.S. Open on fathers day.

                Worst: Having to break up with the same chick because she is a nut case.
                what you did to this car is like getting a supermodel naked and willing to do anything you please. now here you are faced with ths once in a lifetime opportunity and then you squander it by making her fuck you in the butt with a 24" strap on. you are a sad, silly little boy.

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                • z31maniac
                  I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 17566

                  #53
                  ^worst: having a twisted nut

                  best: untwisting your twisted nut
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                  • gstuning
                    E30 Modder
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 833

                    #54
                    Best: Meet a random girl while out cruising as a passenger, it´s to crowded in the car so she sits in your lap, then you get her warmed up nice and good, your buddy know´s this then demands you and her be driven to her house to fix the crowdedness, So you have sex with her 30minutes after have seen her for the first time, drive to the house took 15minutes. Then after the sex your friends come pick you up and drop of the girls friends and it´s off cruising again :)

                    Worst: Realizing at a point that a hot chick you could have scored with but it´s too late now and at the time you didn´t catch her signals.
                    Even when she said, Gunni I want you to come home with me NOW.
                    Gunni
                    @ Prodrive / Aston Martin Racing

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                    • Jand3rson
                      Banned
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 37587

                      #55
                      Originally posted by eric (^__^)
                      worst feeling: Stepping in something wet with your socks on
                      I HATE THAT more than anything.

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                      • Aptyp
                        R3V OG
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 6584

                        #56
                        Worst: that sneeze feeling after the pool that stays in your nose whole freaking day

                        Best: Finally being able to let that sneeze go.

                        BestEST: letting it go on a friend who tried to spook you out of that sneeze.

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                        • SamE30e
                          R3V Elite
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 4319

                          #57
                          Worst feeling: Wet paper towel!

                          Best feeling: Nutting on a bitches face... by "accident"!
                          1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                          • BigD
                            E30 Enthusiast
                            • Jul 2006
                            • 1085

                            #58
                            Best: nailing together the perfect lap at a challenging circuit, knowing that with the current setup and conditions, it can't be done better

                            Worst: after the above, realizing that the rest of the day is never going to be as good as it just was

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                            • iamsam
                              Advanced Member
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 172

                              #59
                              Originally posted by gazellebeigem3
                              wtf? who gets out of the shower to take a deuce? i smash that shit down the drain

                              HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!

                              I know this was a post a few pages back, but it had me howling!!!!!!

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                              • Jand3rson
                                Banned
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 37587

                                #60
                                Originally posted by BigD
                                Best: nailing together the perfect lap at a challenging circuit, knowing that with the current setup and conditions, it can't be done better
                                Worst: Accidentaly resetting the PS2 before you got a chance to save it.

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