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  • E30_fiend
    R3V OG
    • Apr 2006
    • 7348

    #16
    Originally posted by gazellebeigem3
    wtf? Who gets out of the shower to take a deuce? I smash that shit down the drain
    lmfao
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    • 325_e30
      R3VLimited
      • Jan 2008
      • 2492

      #17
      Originally posted by gazellebeigem3
      wtf? who gets out of the shower to take a deuce? i smash that shit down the drain

      my drink came out my nose lmao
      Looking for a 3.46 or lower LSD. Lets make a deal.
      LSx e36TI coming soon
      Originally posted by s0urce
      Man, she'd be so easy to rape

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      • Turf1600
        R3V OG
        • Nov 2006
        • 9815

        #18
        Originally posted by E30_fiend
        lmfao
        x2 i can't stop chuckling about it
        "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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        • SamE30e
          R3V Elite
          • Sep 2007
          • 4319

          #19
          Best feeling: Winning

          Worst feeling: Getting kicked in the sack.
          1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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          • hendrixvodu
            R3VLimited
            • Jan 2007
            • 2514

            #20
            best feeling- driving to my favorite spot in the e30 at 3 in the morn, listing to my favorite song

            worst feeling- seeing a girl cry.... it always gets to me.
            -His-
            87 e30 325i
            87 e24 m6
            05 e83 x3
            94 e32 740i 5spd
            -Hers-
            89 e30 325i
            18 f48 x1

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            • BobombETA
              E30 Mastermind
              • Apr 2008
              • 1575

              #21
              Originally posted by gazellebeigem3
              wtf? who gets out of the shower to take a deuce? i smash that shit down the drain

              OMG I havent laughed this hard in a while! I cant stop!
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              Current: 99 M3
              Past: 84 325e, 84 528e

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              • Gooch
                E30 Mastermind
                • Dec 2006
                • 1674

                #22
                The Q-tip eargasm is a good one.

                One of the best that I can think of is when you're leaning back on a chair trying to balance yourself...that split second right before you fall and you catch yourself.

                '91 318is - OBD-II S52 swapped - E30 M3 5-lug - 5x120 BBS RC090 (E39 Style 5) - TCK D/A coilovers 550/700 [SOLD]
                '87 535i - Vacuum brake conversion [SOLD]
                '93 525iT - 5-speed swap - 320k and counting
                '09 328xi - 6-speed

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                • Jand3rson
                  Banned
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 37587

                  #23
                  Originally posted by SamE30e
                  Best feeling: Getting a blow job while Q-tipping your ears.
                  I have damn near gotten orgasms JUST from Q-Tipping my ears!

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                  • SamE30e
                    R3V Elite
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 4319

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Mr. Anderson
                    I have damn near gotten orgasms JUST from Q-Tipping my ears!

                    Yea so the simultaneous blow job will make you blow the bitches head off!
                    1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                    • Restoman
                      E30 Fanatic
                      • Jun 2006
                      • 1311

                      #25
                      Best: filling that cum dumpster of a cougar with my load.
                      Worst part of best: knowing I wasn't the first to do that and it was stupid.

                      Worst: being arrested
                      Best part of worst: getting off scott free.
                      i'lldoitforacaravan

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                      • Raxe
                        R3V Elite
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 5346

                        #26
                        Best: The right road, right weather, right time and right song in the E30.

                        Worst: Hitting stuff with cars. Instant dry mouth FTL.

                        >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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                        • SamE30e
                          R3V Elite
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 4319

                          #27
                          Worst: Hitting black ice, and realizing you're fucked because there's a snowbank 20 feet away and you're doing 30kmh and not slowing down at all!
                          1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                          • JAM
                            E30 Addict
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 524

                            #28
                            q-tiping your ears is wonderful

                            best- hammering the shit out of your e30/ blowing your wad on her face/ feeling her cum while you suck on her tittys and fuck her with a vibrator (that was fucked, sorry guys)

                            worst- drinking too much at the beach, passing out belly down and waking up to a scorching sunburn on your legs, trying to walk for the next 2 days
                            Originally posted by Mr Watsonsilver
                            driving boards?

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                            • SamE30e
                              R3V Elite
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 4319

                              #29
                              Best feeling ever: Q-tipping your ears, while fucking her, while your dog fucks you, while she's screaming Stephen Hawkings name, all while driving your E30..

                              Worst feeling ever: Blue balls.
                              1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                              • kowalski
                                E30 Mastermind
                                • Jan 2005
                                • 1791

                                #30
                                Best feeling: I'm not as fucked up as samE30e.

                                Worst feeling: Having a backed up shower drain after "mashing that shit down the drain."

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