Texas State Board of Education approves Bible course for high schools

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  • Farbin Kaiber
    Lil' Puppet
    • Jul 2007
    • 29502

    #106
    Prolly NIV or something. New American Standard, or some silly picture bible.

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    • Farbin Kaiber
      Lil' Puppet
      • Jul 2007
      • 29502

      #107
      Originally posted by Aptyp
      Yes we should kill every one who make me work on Sabbath.

      So kill everyone that makes you work after after 6pm on Saturday?

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      • Aptyp
        R3V OG
        • Feb 2008
        • 6584

        #108
        I think you missunderstood my simple statement.

        YES, we should kill EVERYONE who make me work on the sabbath, from dawn to dawn.

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        • Aptyp
          R3V OG
          • Feb 2008
          • 6584

          #109
          And Sabbath starts friday night, as when that commandment was written, it was give to jews, and therefore it's Saturday, not Sunday.

          6pm would me nice start line for the summer, in the winter however, if it gets dark at 5, it's 5.

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          • Farbin Kaiber
            Lil' Puppet
            • Jul 2007
            • 29502

            #110
            Originally posted by Aptyp
            And Sabbath starts friday night, as when that commandment was written, it was give to jews, and therefore it's Saturday, not Sunday.

            6pm would me nice start line for the summer, in the winter however, if it gets dark at 5, it's 5.

            I just went back and saw I typed the wrong day, I meant Friday at sundown to Saturday at sundown.

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            • Aptyp
              R3V OG
              • Feb 2008
              • 6584

              #111
              LOL, no one should take bible seriously, but it's a good read.

              I'd rather read bible than anything by Kate Chopin.

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              • s0urce
                R3VLimited
                • Dec 2004
                • 2933

                #112
                bob dylan put it nicely:

                This is the story of Hezekiah Jones...

                Hezekiah Jones lived in a place... in Arkansas.
                He never had too much, except he had some land,
                An' he had a couple of hogs and things like that.
                He never had much money
                But he'd spend what he did make as fast as he made it,
                So it never really mattered that he had much money.
                But in a cupboard there, He kept in the cupboard... he kept in the cupboard books,
                He called the books his "rainy season."

                The white folks around the county there talked about Hezekiah...
                They... said, "Well... old Hezekiah, he's harmless enough,
                but the way I see it he better put down them goddam books,
                Readin' ain't no good, for ****** is ******."

                One day the white man's preacher came around
                Knockin' on doors, knockin' on all the doors in the county,
                He knocked on Hezekiah's door.
                He says, "Hezekiah, you believe in the Lord?"
                Hezekiah says, "Well, I don't know, I never really SEEN the Lord,
                I can't say, yes, I do..."

                He says, "Hezekiah, you believe in the Church?"
                Hezekiah says, "Well, the Church is divided, ain't they,
                And... they can't make up their minds.
                I'm just like them, I can't make up mine either."

                He says, "Hezekiah, you believe that if a man is good Heaven is his last reward?"
                Hezekiah says, "I'm good... good as my neighbor."

                "You don't believe in nothin'," said the white man's preacher,
                You don't believe in nothin'!"
                "Oh yes, I do," says Hezekiah,
                "I believe that a man should be indebted to his neighbors
                Not for the reward of Heaven or fear of hellfire."


                "But you don't understand," said the white man's preacher,
                "There's a lot of good ways for a man to be wicked..."

                Then they hung Hezekiah high as a pigeon.
                White folks around there said, "Well... he had it comin'
                'Cause the son-of-a-bitch never had no religion!"
                tasty

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                • Lair
                  E30 Mastermind
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 1553

                  #113
                  Hezekiah got fucked.
                  McCain's military draft: Are you willing to bet your life?

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