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  • DCColegrove
    Banned
    • Dec 2007
    • 2748

    #1

    The List of Jobs Illegals Can Keep...

    Okay...I'll start.

    This is one I just found this late afternoon:

    Removing nasty window tint... I'd gladly import some poor slob from the third world and pay them to crawl into the back my car and remove that shit...

    I feel like I've been hit by a truck and it's only half way done.


    Disclaimer: Yes, this isn't politically correct or even socially aware and I'm sure that it will piss some of you right the hell off, but I don't give a shit, I've been pissing people off for decades, and I suppose I'll continue until they throw dirt in my face. If you don't like what I have to say call the white house...the number is: 202-456-1414 see if they can do something about my awful behavior.

    Disclaimer part II This thread was tasteless disgusting and offensive in the name of comedy, if you don't think it's funny and want to report it here is the telephone number of the Pope at the Vatican: 011-39-6-6982 I'm sure he'll agree with you I'm sure that I've pissed him off as well.
    Last edited by DCColegrove; 07-18-2008, 06:29 PM.
  • Jesse30
    No R3VLimiter
    • Jan 2007
    • 3936

    #2
    lol

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    • Aptyp
      R3V OG
      • Feb 2008
      • 6584

      #3
      Dood, we're allowing 10,000 foreign engineering visas per year, and this is what's on your mind?


      FINE.
      US border fence builders

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      • DCColegrove
        Banned
        • Dec 2007
        • 2748

        #4
        Originally posted by Aptyp
        ...
        FINE.
        US border fence builders
        Perfect Answer....

        I wish I'd thought of that one.

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        • Il Duce
          R3V Elite
          • Feb 2004
          • 5015

          #5
          r3v site sponsor.

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          • Jand3rson
            Banned
            • Oct 2003
            • 37587

            #6
            Dude, he's just fucking around. Can no one have a sense of humor about anything anymore?

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            • Jon325i
              R3V OG
              • Oct 2003
              • 6934

              #7
              Originally posted by Mr. Anderson
              Can no one have a sense of humor about anything anymore?
              It seems there are many who can't. I'm not one to tip-toe with my vocabulary - I'll just come out and say what I got to say no matter how "politically incorrect" it is. Offended be damned. Grow a spine (or a pair).

              Jon
              Rides...
              1991 325i - sold :(
              2004 2WD Frontier King Cab

              RIP #17 Jules Bianchi

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              • DCColegrove
                Banned
                • Dec 2007
                • 2748

                #8
                Originally posted by Il Duce
                r3v site sponsor.
                Hey...that's a good one!

                ...Now get to the back of the bus.

                Disclaimer part II This thread was tasteless disgusting and offensive in the name of comedy, if you don't think it's funny and want to report it here is the telephone number of the Pope at the Vatican: 011-39-6-6982 I'm sure he'll agree with you I'm sure that I've pissed him off as well.
                Last edited by DCColegrove; 07-18-2008, 06:30 PM. Reason: part 2 of disclaimer

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                • Il Duce
                  R3V Elite
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 5015

                  #9
                  at least my burn was original. enjoy your friday night.

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                  • z31maniac
                    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 17566

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jon325i
                    It seems there are many who can't. I'm not one to tip-toe with my vocabulary - I'll just come out and say what I got to say no matter how "politically incorrect" it is. Offended be damned. Grow a spine (or a pair).

                    Jon
                    No shit.

                    http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008...eing-offended/

                    Its so hysterical that this satirical blog comment nails it right on the head.
                    Need parts now? Need them cheap? steve@blunttech.com
                    Chief Sales Officer, Midwest Division—Blunt Tech Industries

                    www.gutenparts.com
                    One stop shopping for NEW, USED and EURO PARTS!

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                    • Jand3rson
                      Banned
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 37587

                      #11
                      Any of you ever done landscaping? Or drywall? Seriously, they can keep that shit! :D

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                      • Ray Smoodiver
                        Moderator
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 8809

                        #12
                        Is wiping my ass on the list?

                        SILBER COMBAT UNIT DELTA (M-Technic Marshal)
                        RTFM:http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=56950

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                        • Jand3rson
                          Banned
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 37587

                          #13
                          "Do you like cleaning my doodie, Brian? Say it. Say, 'I like cleaning your doodie, Stewie'. Don't forget the taint."

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                          • Aptyp
                            R3V OG
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 6584

                            #14
                            the question is about the jobs they can keep. Unless you already have a foreign ass wiper, that was a bad answer.

                            How about 7/11 clerks.

                            Chinese restaurant waitresses (where do all those 15 year olds come from?)

                            Nail polish salons (Vietnamese bunch)

                            NY cab drivers (allah jihad suicide taxi's, like the rest of NYC drivers)

                            Ground keepers, interior painters, produce pickers. Jeez, this list could go forever.


                            OH yeah.
                            Documentary voice overs (why do brits get those jobs, i don't know)

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                            • z31maniac
                              I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 17566

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Mr. Anderson
                              Any of you ever done landscaping? Or drywall? Seriously, they can keep that shit! :D
                              No, but I did do a bit of concrete work for a short stint.

                              They can keep that shit too!
                              Need parts now? Need them cheap? steve@blunttech.com
                              Chief Sales Officer, Midwest Division—Blunt Tech Industries

                              www.gutenparts.com
                              One stop shopping for NEW, USED and EURO PARTS!

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