God Bless Taco Bell

[blunttech]

first i will blindside you with sheer numbers. the amount of tacos i will consume will send you into some type of seasoned hamburger shock. then, once i make you my taco bitch i will squat on your chest and blast one out like 6 quarts of hot oil exiting slammed325's busted oil pan

[FredK]

You were looking for the first +100% value you could find. 10 tacos, eh?

Yup. I think I'd rather have 10 chicken soft tacos than one bowl of Total.

[Farbin Kaiber]

You were looking for the first +100% value you could find. 10 tacos, eh?

ok we can just do the sign. they wont serve you in the HC at the drive up on foot either but we still could have filmed you trying. i bet youd look hot either way.

What can I say, I've been working on my ballpark figure.

[blunttech]

Sorry blunt. I'm sure out in the HC people don't regularly walk thru a drive-thru. Here in LA-LA Land, they post stickers and will not serve you if your on foot, on a bike, on a skateboard, on rollerskates, etc. The primary womens underwear with a sign one was ok, but I'm not going to jail for indecent exposure and ending up in the twin towers with a sex crime tag following me the world over.

ok we can just do the sign. they wont serve you in the HC at the drive up on foot either but we still could have filmed you trying. i bet youd look hot either way.

[FredK]

yo blunt 90% of your RDA of calcium. That'll help you avoid breaking your hip when you fall while walking through the drive thru in 3" heels :mrgreen:

[Farbin Kaiber]

Thanks to this thread I somehow thought it would be a good idea to eat $6 worth of Toxic Hell 4 hours after chemo.

The Volcano Taco actually tastes better coming back up than it does going down if that tell you anthing about it.

Uhhhhpffff. Sounds bad.


I think I'm gonna go test out some of the food there this afternoon for lunch, I don't have many plans so I can stay close to the toilet to see how bad the aftermath is gonna be.

[RobertK]

Thanks to this thread I somehow thought it would be a good idea to eat $6 worth of Toxic Hell 4 hours after chemo.

The Volcano Taco actually tastes better coming back up than it does going down if that tell you anthing about it.

[Farbin Kaiber]

you may pick the item. as long as we are eating the same thing i will destroy you. lets make it interesting. the loser has to WALK thru the drive thru and order tacos in womens underwear while being filmed for later uploading onto r3v. if you agree and you lose you have to do it. if you fail you will be hunted down and sodomized by an angry mob and then banished from r3v and any other bmw board

Sorry blunt. I'm sure out in the HC people don't regularly walk thru a drive-thru. Here in LA-LA Land, they post stickers and will not serve you if your on foot, on a bike, on a skateboard, on rollerskates, etc. The primary womens underwear with a sign one was ok, but I'm not going to jail for indecent exposure and ending up in the twin towers with a sex crime tag following me the world over.

[blunttech]

http://www.yum.com/nutrition/results...5&BrandAbbr=TB

did you think we were eating health food? are you in or not?
dont you go like 260lbs? im 170 with my clothes on and my pacemaker

[Farbin Kaiber]

http://www.yum.com/nutrition/results.asp?BrandID=5&BrandAbbr=TB

[blunttech]

Let's see. I wonder who will chime in as a volunteer witness.

We need to decide on an item...

you may pick the item. as long as we are eating the same thing i will destroy you. lets make it interesting. the loser has to WALK thru the drive thru and order tacos in womens underwear while being filmed for later uploading onto r3v. if you agree and you lose you have to do it. if you fail you will be hunted down and sodomized by an angry mob and then banished from r3v and any other bmw board

[Farbin Kaiber]

Sounds good to me.

[FredK]

We need to decide on an item...

I vote Spicy Chicken Soft Taco. It is easy to eat, fairly inexpensive, and probably one of the healthier items on the menu. Each serving weighs around a quarter pound (tacobell.com lists it at 113 grams), so I'd think that maybe 10-15 tacos is the upper limit for most any normal human.

[jflip2002]

to rectal ruination (after).

Looks like he can get a head start on his paper now....

[delfin]

Just film them both and throw it up on youtube. No cheating.