God Bless Taco Bell

[SamE30e]

I'ma chubby chaser. I need some cushion for the pushin. But then again, fat chicks are gross.

[jflip2002]

Lol, FATTY HATERS UNITE. Thats where me and Ovulator bonded, we both dislike fat people. It was either that or the fact that he sucks me off.. SOMETHING made us bond, though.

[Farbin Kaiber]

funny thing was I was doing a waterpump on a mustang this afternoon, I just logged back on.

[Optimator]

are you jflip or are you just another fatty hater?

No, I am not jflip.

Farbin is a meaty fella, but in a lovable way, like your favorite 9 foot tall teddy bear.

[blunttech]

I bet that fatbody Farbin Kaiber created all of these alter egos.

are you jflip or are you just another fatty hater?

[Optimator]

I bet that fatbody Farbin Kaiber created all of these alter egos.

[blunttech]

A lonely old man with hairy buttocks.

i have a friend and its all i need. i call it fleshlight

[Optimator]

im not even sure who i really am anymore

A lonely old man with hairy buttocks.

[Tucker Carlson]

Joey Chestnut > Kobayashi

Joey Chestnut is a phony piece of shit. That assbag ate all the gouda at my last cheese tasting party.

[jflip2002]

Joey Chestnut > Kobayashi

[Tucker Carlson]

calling me out?

Bring it, your shanty or my mansion?

[Ann Coulter]

I do believe I could give Takeru Kobayashi a run for his yen in a hot dog eating contest.

[e34john]

Lets have a McRib eating contest.

calling me out?

[blunttech]

im really digging all the alter egos. im not even sure who i really am anymore

[jflip2002]

i just lost the respect i never had for you. i thought you took care of yourself.

Oh I do, sir. You have to have a cheat day though, so you dont cheat here and there. I am very strict 13 out of 14 days, then on that 14th, I let it rip. Its like a reward for being such a stud who kills it at the gym. That along with the handjobs I give myself in front of the mirror, while being pumped up.