God Bless Taco Bell

[Farbin Kaiber]

volcano toco volume contest.

[blunttech]

Wait, what are we doing? A volcano taco eating contest? I'm in.

we were but it kind of fizzled out

[delatlanta1281]

Wait, what are we doing? A volcano taco eating contest? I'm in.

[Jparkr]

that stupid ass song they play in their commercials, "79, 89, 99, ieyaya. oi oi oi!"

Oh my god i got pissed just writing it out...

It makes me want to do some research as to where the writer is, pick my tv up and mail it to that location. I will take a plane and be waiting for it when it arrives. Meet the writer, maybe go to lunch or somewhere public.
Rig up a pulley system with a rope beside my chair and have the tv dangling above this bastard. Ill bring up the this song and turn my tv on, which will be playing a copy of it, and cut the rope. He would die.
Everyone would clap because I already filled them in on my plan. Some refused to help at first, but I locked them in a room with the song playing until they realized the issue with this guy.
before the funeral ill set up a speaker system in his coffin so once he is in the ground his stupid taco bell song plays forever.

And thats how the apocalypse will start.

[atomic]

Farbin has wussed out on this I believe...

[Farbin Kaiber]

im not shitting on the hood of my car. the loser has to go into a grocery store after 10pm and buy a cucumber, some personal lubricant and a box of condoms. those 3 items only and thats all that can be on the receipt. then take a pic and post it

No problem.

[blunttech]

im not shitting on the hood of my car. the loser has to go into a grocery store after 10pm and buy a cucumber, some personal lubricant and a box of condoms. those 3 items only and thats all that can be on the receipt. then take a pic and post it

[Farbin Kaiber]

I think the loser should have to leave a hot mess on the hood of his car. That would be appropriate shame for a losing an eating contest involving Taco Bell, yet oddly erotic. I would suggest eating corn around 12 hours in advance, to make sure the liquid feces is aesthetically pleasing with some photogenic and colorful solids mixed in.

x2

I'm sure you could use a little spare cash.

I really could. FS thread coming soon.

[FredK]

tnx.

I'm sure you could use a little spare cash. :p

[Optimator]

I think the loser should have to leave a hot mess on the hood of his car. That would be appropriate shame for a losing an eating contest involving Taco Bell, yet oddly erotic. I would suggest eating corn around 12 hours in advance, to make sure the liquid feces is aesthetically pleasing with some photogenic and colorful solids mixed in.

[mtechnik]

This thread kind of slipped us all didnt it? :D

Good to see it back.

[Devil Inc]

Those volcano tacos aren't shit in the heat department. I laugh everytime I see the comercial on TV, what a marketing joke.

[blunttech]

I cant eat volcano tacos. A roomate ate those when they first came out then puked it all up when he drank a bottle of Cuervo.

damn those tacos. always making guys puke

[Money$hit]

I cant eat volcano tacos. A roomate ate those when they first came out then puked it all up when he drank a bottle of Cuervo.

[blunttech]

maybe optimator can do better than you against blunt in this contest...




:p

my first inclination is to say if it were a cock eating contest then yes, but either would win regardless then