God Bless Taco Bell

[Farbin Kaiber]

Let's see. I wonder who will chime in as a volunteer witness.

We need to decide on an item...

[FredK]

negative. not if we each have a witness.

That occurred to me. But who in your area could be a witness? I think there are plenty of people in Farbin's area, but who's going to be your witness? SuperDuper, maybe?

Let's get this done. Strike while the (Taco Bell) grill is hot. I will Paypal $20 to the winner as determined by receipts and eyewitness accounts. Farbin, don't get a retard to be your witness. I want well-written account of the emotions you feel during this contest. From consternation (before) to pure determination (during) to rectal ruination (after).

PS I ate a Double Decker taco last night with four packets of Fire sauce.

[blunttech]

I was more focused on sliding the slippery item off the menu down my willing throat-hole to demolish you in this contest.

That's an after-event you speak of, and if that's your thing, again, I think you will have to contend with said menu item.

Dont try to use reverse psychology on me to make me feel gay. word on the street is "if your balls dont touch , it aint gay"

[Farbin Kaiber]

I was more focused on sliding the slippery item off the menu down my willing throat-hole to demolish you in this contest.

That's an after-event you speak of, and if that's your thing, again, I think you will have to contend with said menu item.

[blunttech]

That is almighty amazing... WOW.

And I say mild for lubrication purposes, it's not for flavor the way I eat.

this isnt burger king motherfucker. it isnt "have it your way"
i will use my lube of choice or no lube at all on your gaping anus. it just depends on how you act

[Farbin Kaiber]

negative. not if we each have a witness. but the fact that sissy boy stated "mild sauce" is very telling. i will bury the 250lb ogre. the loser has to pose on r3v in bra and panties holding a sign stating "i am blunts bitch" or "i am farbins bitch"

That is almighty amazing... WOW.

And I say mild for lubrication purposes, it's not for flavor the way I eat.

[davey101]

the loser has to pose on r3v in bra and panties holding a sign stating "i am blunts bitch" or "i am farbins bitch"

god i hope this happens

[blunttech]

I think it's too difficult to have an eating contest at two different sites. Otherwise Kobayashi would just eat his hot dogs in Japan and not go all the way to Coney Island every year.

negative. not if we each have a witness. but the fact that sissy boy stated "mild sauce" is very telling. i will bury the 250lb ogre. the loser has to pose on r3v in bra and panties holding a sign stating "i am blunts bitch" or "i am farbins bitch"

[e34john]

I have to try the volcano taco. Probably will pick up like 8 of them tomorrow.

I dont know why I even eat there when I live in San Diego. And you guys gotta try the street tacos in TJ. The shacks made out of 2 sheets of MDF in a dirt lot with a extension cord going like 800 feet to the nearest building. best tacos ever 15 bucks will feed 4 of us. Adobada tacos with Orange Fanta. Man I gotta call my buddy up right now to drive there in his Sentra.

[Aptyp]

I hate this thread.....

Every time it comes up I get munchies.

[speedhop]

How is this thread still going...r3v is a bunch of Taco Bell bitches :)

[Nicademus]

Taco Bell is ghetto.

Now talk time! mmm mmm goood! Do you guys have Taco Times? They're good in Washington but I've come across what I call fake ones in other states (the food is totally different).

[Stephen]

Haha, Taco bell can be a cruel mistress.

[cferb]

Fuck you I just remembered I'm hungry, I almost made it to bed too...

But preach on brotha, I'm so far from Taco Bell now...10 minutes to my car, then at least 15-20 to taco bell.

[Schniddy]

Has anyone read the T-Bell portion of Fast Food Nation? ;)

Seems like everyone ignored the most important post of this thread. Haha