glad I am getting a new place reason number 748

[kylebes1]

Well I move into my new place next week. For enumerable reasons I cannot wait!

Here is the most recent.

My 30 year old roommate, whom is the owner of the house, has a 22 year old girl friend. He won the chick lottery in many ways... she is 5'9" 115 lbs with 38 D's. I would love to rail her in every hole she will or will not let me.

Anyway, she is hot, fine, but VERY loose upstairs! She has some weird shit going on where decisions are supposed to come from.

She was sitting here a minute ago and started with her baby/vodka voice complaining about my buddy answering the phone as he is on call as the GM of a restaurant!!!

Can I get approval to kick her in the pus????

[T3rd Ferguson]

That's a no go sir, thats roommate territory. you don't fuck around with that.

[kylebes1]

That's a no go sir, thats roommate territory. you don't fuck around with that.

I am moving out in three days!!! She is still doing the voice!!! She is complaining that he wants to hang her art!

[Farbin Kaiber]

Well I move into my new place next week. For enumerable reasons I cannot wait!

Here is the most recent.

My 30 year old roommate, whom is the owner of the house, has a 22 year old girl friend. He won the chick lottery in many ways... she is 5'9" 115 lbs with 38 D's. I would love to rail her in every hole she will or will not let me.

Anyway, she is hot, fine, but VERY loose upstairs! She has some weird shit going on where decisions are supposed to come from.

She was sitting here a minute ago and started with her baby/vodka voice complaining about my buddy answering the phone as he is on call as the GM of a restaurant!!!

Can I get approval to kick her in the pus????

Are you going to miss her?

[FLUTE007]

do it

[Farbin Kaiber]

Get your security deposit and then bang her while he is at work. Always works for me.

[Bimmerista]

Dude....do it....srsly.

[T3rd Ferguson]

Oh I misread that. proceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.

[kylebes1]

I would love to bang her... but I am afraid she will go back to second grade!

[Farbin Kaiber]

Let her scream her ABC's whilst your beatin' it then.

[scabzzzz]

Are you really asking this question?

[kylebes1]

Are you really asking this question?

no, stupid.

[hugh jass]

what is a baby/vodka voice?

[CorvallisBMW]

step 1: get your deposit check
step 2: deposit the check
step 3: bang that shit like a screen door

[kid325e]

no doubt. i bet she'd love it and she wouldnt say anything to that old geezer untill your all moved out.

win win. you have an audience that wants a good story.. this is clearly youtube material.