glad I am getting a new place reason number 748

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  • Aptyp
    R3V OG
    • Feb 2008
    • 6584

    #16
    Do it playa

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    • Jon325i
      R3V OG
      • Oct 2003
      • 6934

      #17
      Originally posted by CorvallisBMW
      step 1: get your deposit check
      step 2: deposit the check
      step 3: bang that shit like a screen door
      Yes, yes & oh hells yeah!

      Jon
      Rides...
      1991 325i - sold :(
      2004 2WD Frontier King Cab

      RIP #17 Jules Bianchi

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      • Ray McCooney
        E30 Enthusiast
        • Jun 2006
        • 1088

        #18
        Originally posted by hugh jass
        what is a baby/vodka voice?
        +1

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        • kylebes1
          R3VLimited
          • May 2004
          • 2804

          #19
          baby voice added with the silliness of vodka

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          • Aptyp
            R3V OG
            • Feb 2008
            • 6584

            #20
            pics

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            • atomic
              R3V Elite
              • Jun 2007
              • 5691

              #21
              newd pics of her for proof or ban


              :p

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              • Jean
                Moderator
                • Aug 2006
                • 18228

                #22
                $5 that this thread will fail.

                LOL
                Mtech1 v8 build thread - https://www.r3vlimited.com/board/sho...d.php?t=413205



                OEM v8 manual chip or dme - https://www.r3vlimited.com/board/sho....php?p=4938827

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                • CorvallisBMW
                  Long Schlong Longhammer
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 13039

                  #23
                  *This is an obligatory "newdz or ban" comment*

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                  • Bimmerista
                    R3V Elite
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 5425

                    #24

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                    • speedhop
                      E30 Mastermind
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 1509

                      #25
                      I don't believe that you are going to do anything...but if you grow some balls I would suggest doing as the others have said.

                      1.Get check
                      2.Cash check
                      3.Bang her while hubby is at work
                      4.Knock her in the back of the head
                      5.Simultaneously stick it in her ass.
                      6.Walk away from unconscious girl and tell no one of you great experience...except r3v of course.
                      www.ryanwhopkins.com

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                      • thectrlguy
                        E30 Enthusiast
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 1042

                        #26
                        Originally posted by speedhop
                        i don't believe that you are going to do anything...but if you grow some balls i would suggest doing as the others have said.

                        1.get check
                        2.cash check
                        3.bang her while hubby is at work
                        4.knock her in the back of the head
                        5.simultaneously stick it in her ass.
                        6.walk away from unconscious girl and tell no one of you great experience...except r3v of course.
                        + 1,000,000

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                        • Stevie30
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Apr 2007
                          • 1534

                          #27
                          Do it man; one can't hurt 'em, two cant get on 'em!

                          1991 325ic and 1991 318is

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                          • kylebes1
                            R3VLimited
                            • May 2004
                            • 2804

                            #28
                            lol, this went further than I expected!!

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                            • kronus
                              R3V OG
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 13003

                              #29
                              Go put your wing wang in her wing wang receptacle. Right. Now.
                              cars beep boop

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                              • BenM
                                R3VLimited
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 2184

                                #30
                                Piddb.
                                Originally posted by BillBrasky
                                E36's are the Stephen Baldwin of the 3 series family. They barely hold everything together and they only sold a lot because of the popularity of their older sibling.
                                1991 318i Alpine II - S50/5-lug swapped - track car
                                1989 325i Cirrusblau - Daily
                                1970 2500 - Malaga over Grey Cloth
                                2012 F350 6.7PSD

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