CERN announces start-up date for Large Hadron Collider

[yberther]

^Yea, Cern already has a massive particle accelerator, as do several other countries.

I guess its like in the 1600's and people were scared of falling off the earth ;)

I don't like this F'ing thing. I say don't f with it. Not worth it. I just have a bad feeling about it and I'm never wrong with that stuff.

You do realize that there are other colliders already operational? I don't see why everyone is so scared.

[Hallen]

I don't like this F'ing thing. I say don't f with it. Not worth it. I just have a bad feeling about it and I'm never wrong with that stuff.

Well, if you are right, none of us will be able to say so. But come October 22nd, I'll be sure to come back here and point out how you were wrong.

There is more danger to you in taking a shit than the LHC is. It is much more likely that you will have an aneurysm straining to push out that 5 alarm chili than the LHC will have of creating anything even remotely resembling a black hole that could hurt anything. It is an internet fantasy. And if I am wrong, then come back here and tell me... oh wait...

Personally, I am excited about it. It will probably be years before anything meaningful to us is understood, but still, it is something that must be done. We, well those of us who think, need to understand and to experiment. Sure, there are things that are dangerous to know, but that need to discover is part of what we are. To stop is to die.

[Nicademus]

I don't like this F'ing thing. I say don't f with it. Not worth it. I just have a bad feeling about it and I'm never wrong with that stuff.

[e30frosh]

Marking my calendar to be sure to get good and drunk and laid on 10/21. Just in case the black hole devours the world we know. Maybe I'll take the day off for some spirited driving before said debauchery.

[CorvallisBMW]

The full operation will be October 21. Interesting that October 22 is
the Jewish Holy day known to many as "The Last Great Day".

Sounds like now's the time to convert!

[Farbin Kaiber]

Well I just wasted 2 hours sitting here reading all of this and watching all vids.
Sorry farbin got a little post happy.

Andy

Well, I'm glad it made more sense after you checked it out, and, no problem.

[dashboardmonkey]

Well I just wasted 2 hours sitting here reading all of this and watching all vids.
Sorry farbin got a little post happy.

Andy

[Farbin Kaiber]

I posted a YouTube video of it earlier in this thread, I don't know if anyone watched it though.

[stevofthahill]

That was definitely a catchy, yet entertaining and informative geek rap.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Hey dashboardmonkey, you didn't read the thread, did ya?


Here, for you hip hop kids...


The Large Hadron Rap


Twenty-seven kilometers of tunnel under ground
Designed with mind to send protons around
A circle that crosses through Switzerland and France
Sixty nations contribute to scientific advance
Two beams of protons swing round, through the ring they ride
‘Til in the hearts of the detectors, they’re made to collide
And all that energy packed in such a tiny bit of room
Becomes mass, particles created from the vacuum
And then…


LHCb sees where the antimatter’s gone
ALICE looks at collisions of lead ions
CMS and ATLAS are two of a kind
They’re looking for whatever new particles they can find.
The LHC accelerates the protons and the lead
And the things that it discovers will rock you in the head.


We see asteroids and planets, stars galore
We know a black hole resides at each galaxy’s core
But even all that matter cannot explain
What holds all these stars together – something else remains
This dark matter interacts only through gravity
And how do you catch a particle there’s no way to see
Take it back to the conservation of energy
And the particles appear, clear as can be


You see particles flying, in jets they spray
But you notice there ain’t nothin’, goin’ the other way
You say, “My law has just been violated – it don’t make sense!
There’s gotta be another particle to make this balance.”
And it might be dark matter, and for first
Time we catch a glimpse of what must fill most of the known ‘Verse.
Because…


LHCb sees where the antimatter’s gone
ALICE looks at collisions of lead ions
CMS and ATLAS are two of a kind
They’re looking for whatever new particles they can find.


Antimatter is sort of like matter’s evil twin
Because except for charge and handedness of spin
They’re the same for a particle and its anti-self
But you can’t store an antiparticle on any shelf
Cuz when it meets its normal twin, they both annihilate
Matter turns to energy and then it dissipates


When matter is created from energy
Which is exactly what they’ll do in the LHC
You get matter and antimatter in equal parts
And they try to take that back to when the universe starts
The Big Bang – back when the matter all exploded
But the amount of antimatter was somehow eroded
Because when we look around we see that matter abounds
But antimatter’s nowhere to be found.
That’s why…


LHCb sees where the antimatter’s gone
ALICE looks at collisions of lead ions
CMS and ATLAS are two of a kind
They’re looking for whatever new particles they can find.
The LHC accelerates the protons and the lead
And the things that it discovers will rock you in the head.


The Higgs Boson – that’s the one that everybody talks about.
And it’s the one sure thing that this machine will sort out
If the Higgs exists, they ought to see it right away
And if it doesn’t, then the scientists will finally say
“There is no Higgs! We need new physics to account for why
Things have mass. Something in our Standard Model went awry.”


But the Higgs – I still haven’t said just what it does
They suppose that particles have mass because
There is this Higgs field that extends through all space
And some particles slow down while other particles race
Straight through like the photon – it has no mass
But something heavy like the top quark, it’s draggin’ its ***
And the Higgs is a boson that carries a force
And makes particles take orders from the field that is its source.
They’ll detect it….


LHCb sees where the antimatter’s gone
ALICE looks at collisions of lead ions
CMS and ATLAS are two of a kind
They’re looking for whatever new particles they can find.


Now some of you may think that gravity is strong
Cuz when you fall off your bicycle it don’t take long
Until you hit the earth, and you say, “Dang, that hurt!”
But if you think that force is powerful, you’re wrong.
You see, gravity – it’s weaker than Weak
And the reason why is something many scientists seek
They think about dimensions – we just live in three
But maybe there are some others that are too small to see
It’s into these dimensions that gravity extends
Which makes it seem weaker, here on our end.
And these dimensions are “rolled up” – curled so tight
That they don’t affect you in your day to day life
But if you were as tiny as a graviton
You could enter these dimensions and go wandering on
And they'd find you...


When LHCb sees where the antimatter’s gone
ALICE looks at collisions of lead ions
CMS and ATLAS are two of a kind
They’re looking for whatever new particles they can find.
The LHC accelerates the protons and the lead
And the things that it discovers will rock you in the head.




Oh, and BTW, I found out some new data.

The full operation will be October 21. Interesting that October 22 is
the Jewish Holy day known to many as "The Last Great Day".

[dashboardmonkey]

What is this?

Like the purpose...?

Edit: What the hell does this thing do?

[88driftIS]

^ best game ever created!

[s0urce]

Anyone?

Black mesa here we come?

[CorvallisBMW]

Should be really cool to see what kinds of stuff they can discover. String theory, dark matter, etc is really interesting stuff.

As for the black holes thing........meh.