Update on Cakefarts...NSFW but funny as hell

[Lorie]

Another girl now farts on a birthday cake -
http://www.birthdaycakefarts.com

http://www.cakefarts.com/meatloaf/

This girl is now farting on her girlfriend's meatloaf. I wonder how much gas she got there. Stinky. Keeping on the subject, I wonder how many of you women here either:

* farted silent but deadly in front of your husband/boyfriend/brother just
to show them girls can fart

* worked at the entertainment industry and decided to be vengeful at a
rude/pestering/annoying/non-tipping customer while you felt gas at your
stomach and made up your mind to blow it in his food

* Took part in a fart lighting competition (with or without cake/candles) and tried to ignite your own farts to create 'blue angles'

* Saw the cakefart girl, dropped your jaw in astonishment, but later on had a thought crossing your mind to the effect of ' This girl needs a boy/girlfriend; I feel like pinning her to the bed and doing her good.

* Had the same thought crossing your mind - WTF, but after a while decided- 'Hey, that stinky fart I let out in the kitchen an hour ago, maybe I can undress and shoot it in a cake'

Just a jest-oriented survey

[atomic]

GREAT first post newb...


Should have been in off topic though, but at least you did give NWS warnings...


oh and FIRST...

[Farbin Kaiber]

Another girl now farts on a birthday cake -
http://www.birthdaycakefarts.com

http://www.cakefarts.com/meatloaf/

This girl is now farting on her girlfriend's meatloaf. I wonder how much gas she got there. Stinky. Keeping on the subject, I wonder how many of you women here either:

* farted silent but deadly in front of your husband/boyfriend/brother just
to show them girls can fart

* worked at the entertainment industry and decided to be vengeful at a
rude/pestering/annoying/non-tipping customer while you felt gas at your
stomach and made up your mind to blow it in his food

* Took part in a fart lighting competition (with or without cake/candles) and tried to ignite your own farts to create 'blue angles'

* Saw the cakefart girl, dropped your jaw in astonishment, but later on had a thought crossing your mind to the effect of ' This girl needs a boy/girlfriend; I feel like pinning her to the bed and doing her good.

* Had the same thought crossing your mind - WTF, but after a while decided- 'Hey, that stinky fart I let out in the kitchen an hour ago, maybe I can undress and shoot it in a cake'

Just a jest-oriented survey

Best first post evar.

[Farbin Kaiber]

GREAT first post newb...


Should have been in off topic though, but at least you did giving NWS warnings...

I knew it would be us.

[StereoInstaller1]

WTF, who are you?

[KillaCams]

Haha great first post

[Huff]

Delicious cake I must ea... Hey, Why are your pants off? Wait, what are you doing... OH MY GOD!!!

[speedhop]

I'm still lost as to why this was invented.

[ditchdigger]

This has to be the most well received spammer ever!

[Money$hit]

Ive never seen that.

[Jon325i]

i'm still lost as to why this was invented.

+1

[Charlie]

There was a time, long, long ago where I might be shocked and bewildered that someone could get off on something like this. I am no longer surprised.

God damn you, internet.

-Charlie

[Sean5294]

+1

[CleanAzzE30z]

moved.

[OBEY]

The Stink in Farts Controls Blood Pressure
Amelia Tomas
LiveScience Staff

Thu Oct 23, 3:21 pm ET

A smelly rotten-egg gas in farts controls blood pressure in mice, a new study finds.

The unpleasant aroma of the gas, called hydrogen sulfide (H2S), can be a little too familiar, as it is expelled by bacteria living in the human colon and eventually makes its way, well, out.

The new research found that cells lining mice's blood vessels naturally make the gas and this action can help keep the rodents' blood pressure low by relaxing the blood vessels to prevent hypertension (high blood pressure). This gas is "no doubt" produced in cells lining human blood vessels too, the researchers said.

"Now that we know hydrogen sulfide's role in regulating blood pressure, it may be possible to design drug therapies that enhance its formation as an alternative to the current methods of treatment for hypertension," said Johns Hopkins neuroscientist Solomon H. Snyder, M.D., a co-author of the study detailed in the Oct. 24th issue of the journal Science.

Snyder and his colleagues compared normal mice to mice that were missing a gene for an enzyme known as CSE, long suspected as being responsible for making hydrogen sulfide. As they measured hydrogen sulfide levels taken from tissues of the CSE-deficient mice, the scientists found that the gas was depleted in the cardiovascular systems of the altered mice. By contrast, normal mice had higher levels of the gas, thereby showing that hydrogen sulfide is naturally made by mammalian tissues using CSE.

Next, the mice were subjected to higher blood pressures comparable to serious hypertension in humans. Scientists had them respond to a chemical called methacholine that relaxes normal blood vessels. The blood vessels of the CSE-lacking mice hardly relaxed, indicating that hydrogen sulfide is a huge contender for regulating blood pressure.

Hydrogen sulfide is the most recently discovered member of a family of gasotransmitters, small molecules inside our bodies with important physiological functions.

This study is the first to reveal that the CSE enzyme that triggers hydrogen sulfide is activated itself in the same way as other enzymes when they trigger their respective gasotransmitter, such as a nitric oxide-forming enzyme that also regulates blood pressure, Dr. Snyder said.

Because gasotransmitters are common in mammals all over the evolutionary tree, these findings on the importance of hydrogen sulfide are thought to have broad applications to human diseases, such as diabetes and neurodegenerative diseases.

The research was supported by grants from the U.S. Public Health Service and the Canadian Institutes of Health Research as well as a Research Scientist Award.

farting is healthy! lol. with that in mind, check out the other version of farts,

http://puddingfarts.com