David Duchovny - teh pr0n addict

[Jon325i]

I guess there's more "X" things to his credit besides the X-Files.

http://www.themoneytimes.com/articles/20080830/sex_addiction_takes_david_duchovny_to_rehab-id-1034415.html

[delfin]

not a pr0n addict, a sex addict

[Jand3rson]

He was on Red Shoe Diaries...

[mtechnik]

oh snap....

Californication made it too real possibly.

[ragged325]

IMO, it would be hard for a single guy to become a "sex addict". A "sex addict" is a married guy that gets caught cheating and has to go to rehab to convince his wife he's not going to do it again.

[Stu]

-From HolyTaco:

...the real question is how do you go about explaining why Daddy’s going away for a little while? I’m pretty sure it went a little like this:

Little Duchovny: Hey Dad. Why is your dong in that watermelon?

David: That’s a good question, son. Well, you see, Daddy has a problem. Let me explain this to you.

Little Duchovny: OK, but your dong is in my ear now.

David: Really? Sorry, sometimes I don’t even realize what I’m doing. See, Daddy has something called a sex addiction.

Little Duchovny: Can you take your dong out of the dog, Dad?

David: Sorry, sorry. OK, see, daddy has a very serious disease where he—

Little Duchovny: You just slammed the fridge door on your dong. Can you just explain this problem to me?

David: Oh God, that was great. OK, so yeah, I love jamming my dong into anything that moves…and some stuff that doesn’t. So I’m going to be gone for a few weeks. But when Daddy comes back, he probably won’t stick his dong in your ear anymore.

Little Duchovny: I love you, Dad.

[jflip2002]

IMO, it would be hard for a single guy to become a "sex addict". A "sex addict" is a married guy that gets caught cheating and has to go to rehab to convince his wife he's not going to do it again.

True, lol.

Heres also a difference...

Sex addict: Man who can get waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, and probably got caught cheating or fears HIV.

Porn Addict: Losers who can not get waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, but sure do enjoy fapping it to free porn sites.

[h0lmes]

IMO, it would be hard for a single guy to become a "sex addict". A "sex addict" is a married guy that gets caught cheating and has to go to rehab to convince his wife he's not going to do it again.

Well he is married...