Things that drive me insane...A list. :eek:

[TwoJ's]

Your maturity level is on par with the r3v average.

[parkerbink]

the self righteous people down the street from my parents who keep putting the "children at play" sign in the middle of the fucking street!!!!!
effectively cutting the the street in half.
i have run it over on purpose once, and thrown it in their yard once!
"hey don't do that!" "
"don't let your kids play in the street!" "and stop blocking traffic with your fucking sign or i will have the city make you stop!"

yesterday, their fucking children yelled at me to slow down as i drove by at 25 mph (the speed limit for residential streets) in my BMW. it pissed me off so bad that i went back to my parents house and got out the 914-6 (i store it there) and drove it up and down the street in 1ST gear @ 25mph for 10 passes (i counted) while yelling " I AM GOING 25!!!!"
with ITB's, K&N's and a borsch exhaust it sounds like an old grand prix car!
then parked it and went home. i felt vindicated.... a little :hitler:

They should not put anything in the street & depending on the kids ages should take them to a park, but you were out of line driving back & forth just to make a point.

[chadthestampede]

Spelling errors. It bothers me on forums but it's understandable, on advertisements and such i think it's inexcusable.

I saw a sign at school that was urging me to "audtion" for a A cappella group. I can imagine how the guy who wrote it felt after they printed 1500 signs.

[der affe]

there is a VERY nice park 2 blocks from their house.

i ALWAYS drive 25 or less, because the people don't watch their kids and allow them to run into and play in the street unsupervised (5 year old kids). bad parenting, that will end up hurting their kids when an SUV squishes one of them as they chase a ball into the street without looking

just because my car is loud, doesn't mean i am speeding. i am not 16, i see no thrill in speeding where it is unsafe or a danger to others.

tell your kids to STFU! respect your elders! ( i am right around the same age as their parents) smart ass-ed little shits, you might turn out just like me!

immature! you bet your sweet ass! that is how i roll! did i make an ass of myself, probably. now i am the crazy guy in the loud Porsche, i am sure!
do i care? no! i did make myself feel better and got my point across without telling the kids to STFU.( i try to make sure not to let the cursing flow around the kids!) being an asshole is in my nature, and i am perfectly happy in being known as the crazy guy down the street!

[george graves]

Real estate agents - they are all full of shit, but no one calls them on it.

[2Big4a3Series]

I got one more to add.. happened to me this evening at the supermarket:

Young ignorant women who work the cash register and can't speak clearly because they have a tounge ring.

The "child at play" sign is just like the "baby on board" sign. My neighbor put one up in the middle of the street (I guess that is what is in the instructions) and like der affe, I went around the block because I was VERY temped to run over it. By the time I came around the corner, the sign had already been run over.:shock: