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  • Farbin Kaiber
    Lil' Puppet
    • Jul 2007
    • 29502

    #16
    And half of them might be men with stock images off the net, or worse, a tranny.

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    • Pinepig
      E30 Mastermind
      • Sep 2007
      • 1811

      #17
      What happens in the PI stays in the PI.

      From what I remember in my 2 week drunken stupor a BJ was about 3 bucks, a quickie was about 5, 24 hours was 12 bucks and a game called smiles was the best thing ever invented,

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      • Farbin Kaiber
        Lil' Puppet
        • Jul 2007
        • 29502

        #18
        A game calld smiles? How much?

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        • VacMan
          R3VLimited
          • Apr 2007
          • 2405

          #19
          Never been, never will. Though I know someone who probably will soon.

          Originally posted by el_gringo
          yeah, craigslist has them... they want around 300 "roses" around here... what would that big bitch do if i showed up with 300 actual roses? dead roses at that! he never said they have to be alive ;-)
          He? Anything you want to tell us? Not that there's anything wrong with that...


          1987 E30 cabrio | Bumper swap | H&R Sport | Koni Yellow | Eibach Sways | BavAuto strut bar | Cardinal seats
          MTech2 wheel | Husco Armrest | Smoked Hella Smileys | 5k HID | Stromung | RS003
          | Shadowline | Amber Fogs | Too much else to list



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          • Van Westervelt
            R3V OG
            • May 2006
            • 9365

            #20
            I have always wanted to buy one for a friend anonymously, lol.

            I would just be afraid of what I would catch in there man. Crazy ish.
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            • el_gringo
              Banned
              • Mar 2008
              • 299

              #21
              Originally posted by VacMan
              Never been, never will. Though I know someone who probably will soon.


              He? Anything you want to tell us? Not that there's anything wrong with that...
              sorry. SHE. i have these sticky fingers from fiberglass resin. shit sucks!

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              • dashboardmonkey
                FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                • Jun 2008
                • 6158

                #22
                Originally posted by SpecM
                where are they that cheap? all of them are 150+ here
                Portland, or trailer parks

                Andy
                -Andy

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                • gazellebeigem3
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 3712

                  #23
                  i dated a girl that degenerated is to a hooker. When i dumped her ass she did a power tour of all my friends and i think it got worse from there.

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                  • Jon325i
                    R3V OG
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 6934

                    #24
                    Originally posted by gazellebeigem3
                    i dated a girl that degenerated is to a hooker. When i dumped her ass she did a power tour of all my friends and i think it got worse from there.
                    At least you get to call "first" among your friends :-P

                    I don't know about where you guys live, but I've checked out some of the ads that skanks post on CL in my area. Some are scary at best. Not too long ago the police did a sting operation where several men and hookers were arrested and hauled downtown. Two of the girls they nabbed had ads on CL and they were minors....either 15 or 16.

                    Never paid for a prostitute though. Lap dances - guilty as charged.
                    Rides...
                    1991 325i - sold :(
                    2004 2WD Frontier King Cab

                    RIP #17 Jules Bianchi

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                    • BrewCity11
                      R3VLimited
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 2335

                      #25
                      Knew a bunch of female soldiers making BANK whoring themselves out on base. Especially if it was a deployment area.

                      The male:female ratio in Gunatanamo Bay was around 10:1. Add stress and liquor and you've got yourself a very lucrative business. Too bad they got busted. We need women like that. Keeps morale up.

                      (note: never hired them, was too broke buying cars and parts)
                      turk@gutenparts.com

                      Originally posted by Janderson
                      Properly placed zip ties will hold bridges together.

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                      • Pinepig
                        E30 Mastermind
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 1811

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                        A game calld smiles? How much?
                        3 bucks a person, sit around a tall bar table on short chairs, everybody is getting blown, first guy to smile pays.

                        :D<--- this is me, at 3 bucks a guy who gives a shit.

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                        • 2Big4a3Series
                          Grease Monkey
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 333

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                          And half of them might be men with stock images off the net, or worse, a tranny.
                          They always seem to look better online than they do in person. As many times as I thought about renting one, being able to guarantee a real woman would make this hobby prohibitavely expensive.

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                          • BrewCity11
                            R3VLimited
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 2335

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Pinepig
                            3 bucks a person, sit around a tall bar table on short chairs, everybody is getting blown, first guy to smile pays.

                            :D<--- this is me, at 3 bucks a guy who gives a shit.
                            love it
                            turk@gutenparts.com

                            Originally posted by Janderson
                            Properly placed zip ties will hold bridges together.

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                            • dashboardmonkey
                              FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 6158

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Pinepig
                              3 bucks a person, sit around a tall bar table on short chairs, everybody is getting blown, first guy to smile pays.

                              :D<--- this is me, at 3 bucks a guy who gives a shit.
                              :pimp:

                              Andy
                              -Andy

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                              • StereoInstaller1
                                GAS
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 22679

                                #30
                                If it has tits or wheels, rent it.

                                -wish I could live by that advice.

                                I got a blow job from a hooker for giving her a ride across town.

                                Closing SOON!
                                "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

                                Luke AT germanaudiospecialties DOT com or text 425-761-6450, or for quickest answers, call me at the shop 360-669-0398

                                Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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