so i am looking for a roommate/to rent out a room in my house, i can't seem to find anyone i know so...fuck it! i take out an ad on craigslist.
it has only been on for 1 night and look what i received for emails:
Hi,
Hello to You overthere and how is your day? I saw your advert that You have a room available for rent and i am interested in knowing the availability of the place and i will also want to know more about the place, neighboourhood ,and the utilities included...?
I am Angela Jones,a Medical Humanitarian Nurse ,and ve been involve since the past 8 years,taking care of the motherless babies,Homeless one and all of that,I am still kind of young because i just turned 27yrs old....I Can speak both English and German,i love to live with clean people,caring,responsible,neat type. I'm 5"7' straight,and i am in south Dokota now ,I will want to move by the Middle of October depending on the availability of the room ,I speaks English fluently ,so we have no barriers.
I'll let You know more about me if i am to rent this particular room that you have to offer.
My present address in South Dakota is
2102 N LaCrosse St Rapid City, 57701....South Dakota
.I am the neat type,I like honest,responsible,trustworthy and hardworking people while I dislike lazy,messy,uncaring people and I love pets so much,am quiet and easy going person to live with. I'm 5'7' straight. i like tourising and,i don't keep late nights neither will i have overnight guest around and i am not Monica my name is Angela.
I was in my final year when my mum died,i lost my dad before i was born,I grew up with my uncle...I ve dreamt to be a medical doctor but i liked my uncle's work been a hummanitarian worker, as i really liked his work and beliefs,i started working with my uncle,going places,Helping people. I have been a humanitarian officer,usa called us { social Worker} .for the past few Years ,we have involved in projects that includes orphans,orphanages,heart related diseases in children betweeen the ages of 4-10yrs .
My uncle is the controller of our humanitarian organisation {GRAND TRUST FUND} not a recognised one but we pray that it will,In God good grace,Just some few weeks ago,My uncle travelled to Germany and he told me if i'll like to travel with him,But i thought of seeing him in Germany before i come ,since he went on making researches. I also thought of moving on ,so as to contribute more to the development of the organistaion. Our headquarter address is
28 Northwick Park,Watford Road,
Harrow,Middlesex HA1 3UJ,
United Kingdom.
Phone: +447024044288
Fax: +44 7030403330
Am sure You 'll really like the person that i am ,because i will also do the dishing if you like,I work when i am to and relax when i am to,I also like sharing my thoughts also....paying rent on time will not be a problem as i will also be making the rent fee before the month ends....
So i decided to leave south dakota as to know how social workers there does and work with other social workers to get more experience ,so i planned to move in by the availability of the room..I'll also want to see more pictures of the place .
Moreso,if there is any form am going to feel,you can send it for me to view,so i will tell you if am ok with it or not,then i will fill it once i arrive.Cos,is better to do that physically.
Well,have accomplish my mission in South Dakota,the management of GTF(The organisation am working for instructed me to change environment,so that i can influence the rest of the states in United State and let them know that there is an organisation called GTF,i think this will promote and develop the organisation..I work for them and they do pay me well,so i will be paying you everymonth regularly with no excuse...
I must confess am comfortable with the price and I will want to secure the place down before my arrival so i will want you to tell me all about the place,as i can't see it before my arrival but the pictures...I also will want you to know that i have my car that i will be coming over with,and little of my furnitures,please let me know if there will be room for them..
With all that i ve said above,I have told you more about me and a picture of mine will be attach in the next email,Let me also know how i can go about securing the place down before my arrival as i will also be busy from next week preparing to come over and let me know if you can take off the ad off the site as i am going to secure the place with a deposit
Feel free to ask me any question.
Thanks..
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Hi,
How are you doing? Guess fine I presume. Am writing you in regards to your advert on Craigslist.com and I'm interested in your room apartment, Am from canada and I will be having some seminars coming up soon in US. Right now am working for a Non Government Organization on a program on children with orphans and heart related probs.
My next program/seminars will be in US and I will need a room to stay for these seminars, so I want to secure a room before my arrival to the states. I can't wait to arrive to US cause I've heard a lot about US.Moreso I will be staying for the period of 4-5 months, Pls do get back to me with the room description, move in rent fees for the first month, Utilities and deposit if included. And if any picture of the room is available, kindly attach it with your reply please.
Hope to read from you. Have a wonderful and productive day.
Kindest Regards.
Micheal
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Hi there.......Am interested in the room you have for rent ..
I'm Sonia, I'm absolutely okay with the room you have on the site(craigslist.com ).That you have a room for rent.Kindly get back to me with the full breakdown details of the house, the cost of the room and the utility included if available at present. I`m from Oxford Uk, 24years of age, a graduate of Art Management and Administration at Oxford Brookes university in Headington Hill Oxford, Currently I live in Windsor, England. I`ll be moving for the States on a research programme in promoting the Arts to a wider audience, i have a great interest in the Arts and have a flair for organisation that i would like to put to the test and have to be ahead of the pack in today's rapidly changing arts economy to cope with rapidly changing work patterns.
I sell Art frames, I am relocating to United States for further Experience on Art Design business and i will have a gallery in the states. I need a decent and clean home with lovely people as soon as possible. So if you have a room to rent out let me know.Um mm some random things about me..I've always wanted to take tap dance lessons but never did,Just one of those things. I never get bitter. I love music, and i have i flair for art and culture. I eat breakfast 24/7 and am a very cook .My addiction is to taking photographs of people,Places and things get them re-surfaced and put into Art work. I`m a real fun person & hard working clean and quite person, ...so sometimes out of nowhere, I revert back to my old ways, i'm quiet keep to myself/shy, no drugs,no smoke and i don't drink.. Please get back to me with the details about the room the cost, and all the utilities included , if available at the moment.Have a pleasant day...
Sonia ...
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and my favorite so far......
Hi there, i came accross your advertisement on craigslist and im interested in renting the place.My name is Mikela ,I am a woman of 30 years old,working part time with unicef in Benin,a single woman with no kid.I am seeking a condusive environment like your place to rent which will be my abode(house).So I like to know if the place is still vacant for me to rent.
Your responce is very important to me.
Happy new month
Mikela
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WTF??????? i am not understanding the Nigerian Check Scam on this one. they all work for non profit orgs, speak very poor engrish, and tell me way too much detail about their life. they aren't even offering to trade sex for rent or something that obvious. one of them says she speaks German. i think i'll reply to her in my non grammatically correct German and make her head hurt too!
it has only been on for 1 night and look what i received for emails:
Hi,
Hello to You overthere and how is your day? I saw your advert that You have a room available for rent and i am interested in knowing the availability of the place and i will also want to know more about the place, neighboourhood ,and the utilities included...?
I am Angela Jones,a Medical Humanitarian Nurse ,and ve been involve since the past 8 years,taking care of the motherless babies,Homeless one and all of that,I am still kind of young because i just turned 27yrs old....I Can speak both English and German,i love to live with clean people,caring,responsible,neat type. I'm 5"7' straight,and i am in south Dokota now ,I will want to move by the Middle of October depending on the availability of the room ,I speaks English fluently ,so we have no barriers.
I'll let You know more about me if i am to rent this particular room that you have to offer.
My present address in South Dakota is
2102 N LaCrosse St Rapid City, 57701....South Dakota
.I am the neat type,I like honest,responsible,trustworthy and hardworking people while I dislike lazy,messy,uncaring people and I love pets so much,am quiet and easy going person to live with. I'm 5'7' straight. i like tourising and,i don't keep late nights neither will i have overnight guest around and i am not Monica my name is Angela.
I was in my final year when my mum died,i lost my dad before i was born,I grew up with my uncle...I ve dreamt to be a medical doctor but i liked my uncle's work been a hummanitarian worker, as i really liked his work and beliefs,i started working with my uncle,going places,Helping people. I have been a humanitarian officer,usa called us { social Worker} .for the past few Years ,we have involved in projects that includes orphans,orphanages,heart related diseases in children betweeen the ages of 4-10yrs .
My uncle is the controller of our humanitarian organisation {GRAND TRUST FUND} not a recognised one but we pray that it will,In God good grace,Just some few weeks ago,My uncle travelled to Germany and he told me if i'll like to travel with him,But i thought of seeing him in Germany before i come ,since he went on making researches. I also thought of moving on ,so as to contribute more to the development of the organistaion. Our headquarter address is
28 Northwick Park,Watford Road,
Harrow,Middlesex HA1 3UJ,
United Kingdom.
Phone: +447024044288
Fax: +44 7030403330
Am sure You 'll really like the person that i am ,because i will also do the dishing if you like,I work when i am to and relax when i am to,I also like sharing my thoughts also....paying rent on time will not be a problem as i will also be making the rent fee before the month ends....
So i decided to leave south dakota as to know how social workers there does and work with other social workers to get more experience ,so i planned to move in by the availability of the room..I'll also want to see more pictures of the place .
Moreso,if there is any form am going to feel,you can send it for me to view,so i will tell you if am ok with it or not,then i will fill it once i arrive.Cos,is better to do that physically.
Well,have accomplish my mission in South Dakota,the management of GTF(The organisation am working for instructed me to change environment,so that i can influence the rest of the states in United State and let them know that there is an organisation called GTF,i think this will promote and develop the organisation..I work for them and they do pay me well,so i will be paying you everymonth regularly with no excuse...
I must confess am comfortable with the price and I will want to secure the place down before my arrival so i will want you to tell me all about the place,as i can't see it before my arrival but the pictures...I also will want you to know that i have my car that i will be coming over with,and little of my furnitures,please let me know if there will be room for them..
With all that i ve said above,I have told you more about me and a picture of mine will be attach in the next email,Let me also know how i can go about securing the place down before my arrival as i will also be busy from next week preparing to come over and let me know if you can take off the ad off the site as i am going to secure the place with a deposit
Feel free to ask me any question.
Thanks..
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Hi,
How are you doing? Guess fine I presume. Am writing you in regards to your advert on Craigslist.com and I'm interested in your room apartment, Am from canada and I will be having some seminars coming up soon in US. Right now am working for a Non Government Organization on a program on children with orphans and heart related probs.
My next program/seminars will be in US and I will need a room to stay for these seminars, so I want to secure a room before my arrival to the states. I can't wait to arrive to US cause I've heard a lot about US.Moreso I will be staying for the period of 4-5 months, Pls do get back to me with the room description, move in rent fees for the first month, Utilities and deposit if included. And if any picture of the room is available, kindly attach it with your reply please.
Hope to read from you. Have a wonderful and productive day.
Kindest Regards.
Micheal
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Hi there.......Am interested in the room you have for rent ..
I'm Sonia, I'm absolutely okay with the room you have on the site(craigslist.com ).That you have a room for rent.Kindly get back to me with the full breakdown details of the house, the cost of the room and the utility included if available at present. I`m from Oxford Uk, 24years of age, a graduate of Art Management and Administration at Oxford Brookes university in Headington Hill Oxford, Currently I live in Windsor, England. I`ll be moving for the States on a research programme in promoting the Arts to a wider audience, i have a great interest in the Arts and have a flair for organisation that i would like to put to the test and have to be ahead of the pack in today's rapidly changing arts economy to cope with rapidly changing work patterns.
I sell Art frames, I am relocating to United States for further Experience on Art Design business and i will have a gallery in the states. I need a decent and clean home with lovely people as soon as possible. So if you have a room to rent out let me know.Um mm some random things about me..I've always wanted to take tap dance lessons but never did,Just one of those things. I never get bitter. I love music, and i have i flair for art and culture. I eat breakfast 24/7 and am a very cook .My addiction is to taking photographs of people,Places and things get them re-surfaced and put into Art work. I`m a real fun person & hard working clean and quite person, ...so sometimes out of nowhere, I revert back to my old ways, i'm quiet keep to myself/shy, no drugs,no smoke and i don't drink.. Please get back to me with the details about the room the cost, and all the utilities included , if available at the moment.Have a pleasant day...
Sonia ...
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and my favorite so far......
Hi there, i came accross your advertisement on craigslist and im interested in renting the place.My name is Mikela ,I am a woman of 30 years old,working part time with unicef in Benin,a single woman with no kid.I am seeking a condusive environment like your place to rent which will be my abode(house).So I like to know if the place is still vacant for me to rent.
Your responce is very important to me.
Happy new month
Mikela
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WTF??????? i am not understanding the Nigerian Check Scam on this one. they all work for non profit orgs, speak very poor engrish, and tell me way too much detail about their life. they aren't even offering to trade sex for rent or something that obvious. one of them says she speaks German. i think i'll reply to her in my non grammatically correct German and make her head hurt too!
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