Bathroom Poetry

[photonn]

Post up your best examples.

Here is one of my all time favorites, the rhythm is just perfect.

Those who write on bathroom walls,
roll their shit into little balls.
Those who read these words of writ,
eat those little balls of shit.

[Jand3rson]

"Keep laughing, the joke is is your hand".

[Stevie30]

Does anyone remember pay tiolets?

Here I sit all broken hearted,
Paid to shit and only farted.

[gwb72tii]

on the toilet seat gasket holder

iranian party hats

and

pull up, then down, faster, faster

and

ass gaskets

[photonn]

'nuther one

Here I sit
cheeks a-flexin'
givin birth
to another goddamn texan

[photonn]

Does anyone remember pay tiolets?

Here I sit all broken hearted,
Paid to shit and only farted.

There is a follow-up to this one:

There I stood,
I took the chance,
Saved my dime and shit my pants.

[Jand3rson]

on the toilet seat gasket holder

iranian party hats

and

pull up, then down, faster, faster

and

ass gaskets

I've seen a few like that in Port-A-Pottys. I've seen Mexican meth lab, Mexican photo booth, and Mexican space program.

There's also never any shortage of backwards or just incorrectly drawn swastikas.

Another great one I've seen says something to the effect of:

"OSHA Regulation 1049-1: All turds 6 inches in length or longer must be lowered in by hand to prevent chemical backsplash"

[TDE30]

There's also never any shortage of backwards or just incorrectly drawn swastikas.

Truth.

[Jon325i]

For a good time, call Blunt.

[assoutE12]

my personal favorate read
Fuck Kanses.
I also saw one that read "fuck Mike More" in Wyoming.

[SpecM]

most stall-art contains racial offences in my state!

really now?

[RickSloan]

Please stop writing on my office walls.


Thank you,
Management

[andyman2487]

I was camping one time and we had to use these old ass wooden shitters (basically a wooden stall surrounding a box with a toilet seat positioned over a hole. I took a shit in one of them, and written on the inside of the door about eye level was "If you're reading what I put, you're probably pissing on your foot." I looked down and saw my own piss shower my shoes from a hole broken in the front side of the box. God bless Gore-Tex.

[Hairos E30]

I was camping one time and we had to use these old ass wooden shitters (basically a wooden stall surrounding a box with a toilet seat positioned over a hole. I took a shit in one of them, and written on the inside of the door about eye level was "If you're reading what I put, you're probably pissing on your foot." I looked down and saw my own piss streaming from a hole in the front side of the box all over my shoes. God bless Gore-Tex.

[e30frosh]

Some come here to shit and think,
I come here to shit and stink.