Bathroom Poetry

[BMW_TUNER]

I read one in the Porto-John in the Pick and steal that was an argument. It said

"Mexican hot tub"

ther under that

"White Boy punch bowl"

then it said

" where mexican babies come from"

then

Fuck you white boy I am going to kill you!

It was awesome I was laughing so hard I pissed all over the place.

[Desaevious]

"If you sprinkle, when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie..." I had a girlfriend who had that one. Definitely not as funny as these other contributions.

[ditchdigger]

Not poetry but my all time favorite bathroom scribblings were in the Max's Tavern in eugene, Or

Above the urinal was scrawled
"I FUCKED YOUR MOM"

Underneath that was written
"Go home dad, Your drunk"

[KenC]

Not poetry but my all time favorite bathroom scribblings were in the Max's Tavern in eugene, Or

Above the urinal was scrawled
"I FUCKED YOUR MOM"

Underneath that was written
"Go home dad, Your drunk"

HAHAHAHA! I love Max's!

[PiercedE30]

The only one I have written is:
I came, I saw, I erected.

(I just wish I knew what it was in Latin)

[myinfernalbmw]

The only one I have written is:
I came, I saw, I erected.

(I just wish I knew what it was in Latin)

Veni, Vidi, Erectus

[PiercedE30]

Nice, thanks. Going to use that in the Ironworker stickers I am making up.