so my wifes out of town for a week. im doing whatever the fuck i want and my house is a shithole, moreso than usual. i decide to go out to dinner with a buddy last night to Boca Chica near frogtown in the HC. its a long drive but worth it for the best mexican in the HC
im sitting there with a buddy talking and waiting for our food when an eeery shadow is cast upon the room. i look to see wtf is going on and i notice 2 bitches being led over to a table right next to ours. these are not ordinary bitches either. without exaggeration these heffers tipped the scales at 3 bills a piece. i was hoping they would keep going but sure enough they were seated right next to us. i heard the chairs give out a creech and moan as they planted their asses down. the waitress brought a bowl of chips which these human eating machines devoured in 30 seconds and asked for another. 3 bowls later in as many minutes the waitress brought a jumbo sized bowl over to appease the snarling coming from these hogs. we got our food and started eating but i couldnt help notice them peering over at our food as if to say "are you going to eat all that??
i felt like a dog sharing a bowl of food with an angry pack of wolves. i heard grunting and groaning as i tried to enjoy my meal fearing at any minute one of the sows would make a pass at one of my tacos. they finally got their meals and i swear to god... watching them eat reminded me of trying to fill 2 silos with a tablespoon. these bitches packed it away. i dared my buddy to reach over in their direction as to try and snatch something off their table but he declined as he needs both limbs to perform his job. my meal was good but it was really compromised by these 2 hogs. i dont know why i didnt snap some pics other than the fact i would have had to back up quite a ways to get them framed up. i was actually scared of these 2. tonight im buying a new car and then im going to do thai food and hope i can eat in peace
im sitting there with a buddy talking and waiting for our food when an eeery shadow is cast upon the room. i look to see wtf is going on and i notice 2 bitches being led over to a table right next to ours. these are not ordinary bitches either. without exaggeration these heffers tipped the scales at 3 bills a piece. i was hoping they would keep going but sure enough they were seated right next to us. i heard the chairs give out a creech and moan as they planted their asses down. the waitress brought a bowl of chips which these human eating machines devoured in 30 seconds and asked for another. 3 bowls later in as many minutes the waitress brought a jumbo sized bowl over to appease the snarling coming from these hogs. we got our food and started eating but i couldnt help notice them peering over at our food as if to say "are you going to eat all that??
i felt like a dog sharing a bowl of food with an angry pack of wolves. i heard grunting and groaning as i tried to enjoy my meal fearing at any minute one of the sows would make a pass at one of my tacos. they finally got their meals and i swear to god... watching them eat reminded me of trying to fill 2 silos with a tablespoon. these bitches packed it away. i dared my buddy to reach over in their direction as to try and snatch something off their table but he declined as he needs both limbs to perform his job. my meal was good but it was really compromised by these 2 hogs. i dont know why i didnt snap some pics other than the fact i would have had to back up quite a ways to get them framed up. i was actually scared of these 2. tonight im buying a new car and then im going to do thai food and hope i can eat in peace
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