Any body else wash their waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles?

[Nicademus]

:nice: ^^^^

[SynSyx]

My girlfriend just moved her satanic waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles and its 6 little pusslets to a new apartment. The momma waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles hates everyone but my GF, although for some reason the stupid waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles REALLY hates me. Anyways I went in the closet area to see the pusslets and hangout with them and the satanic waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles bolted out of the room and started slamming herself into the sliding glass door head on as fast as she could over and over. I was like "oh shit the things going to kill itself!". So I ran over and kind blocked the door. Then it started jump up at the light switch on the wall over and over like a crack head. All the while shitting on the wall. Then I was like "oh F*CK!!!" (my gf was getting stuff out of her car so I knew she'd blame me for this shit storm) and scared the beast away from that area. It THEN ran under the dresser that I was almost finished constructing and starting shitting out huge logs of satanic waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles shit. They just kept sliding out her evil waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles ass. At this point I'm pissed at the thing and toss a packet of screws at it to scare it out from under their. It hisses at me while shitting more. I finally poke my hammer under their at it and scare it out. What does it do??? Starts bouncing around the room about 3 feet in the air for a few seconds and then the F'er jumps on top of the brand new dresser and just lays their.

At this point I hear my GF come back inside. She comes in to shit smeared on the wall with a small pile below, a nice large stack of shit logs under the back of the dressor on the new carpet and finally a big chunk of shit hanging halfway out the beasts ass, getting smeared on the new dresser. Oh yeah and all over in the evil beasts fur.... My GF picks up the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles and shit falls off its dirty ass, disgusted she puts it in the closet with the kittens so she can take care of the shitfest. After cleaning that we see that the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles has laid down on top of her 6 two month old pusslets and just douched all of them in a gallon of piss as well as some shit from her fur. Which finally leads me to the reason this relates.

We ended up giving them all baths. I bathed all the cute little pusslets. They were all really cool about it unless they dipped their noses under which would freak them out. After I'd washed and dried them she brought the shitty piss covered waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles in.....she had it in her hands and tried to dip it in; bad idea. She got torn to hell. My gf then wrapped it in a blanket and tried to dip it. She got it in the water but then it would leap up like 3 feet in the air with super satan power even though she was still holding it wrapped in a blanket and trying to dunk it. We never got the thing cleaned nicely like the kittens. All we were able to do was dunk it a bunch. What does it do after we finished and placed it back in the room with the pusslets? It goes into it enclosed littler box and cowers in the corner in shit.
I have never met a more wacked out waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles then that one. Its name is Chloe and its evil.

that was great

[bev]

yep.

[wagonizzle]

My kitty cleans herself regularly, and always smells good. Like fur, not spit. I had to drag her by the neck from underneath a car when she got out at 3am the other night and she ended up with a nice oil streak from her neck all the way down her white leg. I held her down and soaped her up the best I could but there was a bunch left over. By the next morning, she was white as new, and she runs great! So I'll let her handle the bathing. I made my first lolcat the other day after she made a 'friend'...

[bignate948]

i wash mine every onece and a while but she gets really smelly

[Jand3rson]

Greatest cat story EVER.

[kamotors]

wow, this thread is awesome.

[Nicademus]

I'll have to get a picture of the shitty kitty.

[speedhop]

I enjoyed that waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles story...makes my dumbass waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles sound normal. If mine ever got together with yours and had "pusslets" I'm sure one would come out the antichrist of pussies.

[Nicademus]

I enjoyed that waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles story...makes my dumbass waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles sound normal. If mine ever got together with yours and had "pusslets" I'm sure one would come out the antichrist of pussies.

Of the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles six pusslets, one of them looks exactly like her. Guess what? The piece of shit is already hissing at 2 months! Seriously WTF?? The others are all really nice. Five of them have extra toes on there front pays. One has six toes on the front and rear paws and thus we named him Bear because of the big ass paws and his fur. One of them has normal paws. The ones that is hissing looks like its wearing actual mittens because the extra toes on the front stick out super far.

[So Live]

I HATE cats.

[mikeday]

I HATE cats.

+1 dogs FTW

[So Live]

100% agree dude!

[Nicademus]

I agree as well. Dogs for FTW

[eric (^__^)]

she got it in the water but then it would leap up like 3 feet in the air with super satan power

bwaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!

what the fuck? I would wait until the kittens are weaned and then I'd have that cat put down. I used to have a crazy cat. They never grow out of it!