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  • lennon
    E30 Fanatic
    • Jun 2008
    • 1416
    #46
    but you said he WASNT looking at your dick, thats why he didnt know what size it was.... props on banging his mom though. he cant say anything to that

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      • Stephen
        Шлем ишака
        • Aug 2008
        • 10774
        #47
        Originally posted by e30frosh
        CRazY? I was crazy once. They locked me in a rubber room. I died there ya know. They buried me in the garden. The worms tickled my feet. It drove me crazy. CRazY? I was crazy once...
        But did you feel compelled to look at dicks is the question.

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          • Optimator
            E30 Fanatic
            • Aug 2008
            • 1396
            #48
            Wow OK man. I've never heard that crazy people like to look at dicks. That's an odd theory.

            You're crazy, did you know that?
            -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

            Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
            Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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              • mikegar
                E30 Addict
                • Aug 2005
                • 523
                #49
                Originally posted by e30frosh
                CRazY? I was crazy once. They locked me in a rubber room. I died there ya know. They buried me in the garden. The worms tickled my feet. It drove me crazy. CRazY? I was crazy once...
                did you ever like to look at dicks? or draw them? or trace your own? i retract my statement not all crazy people like to look at dicks, but if you arent gay and you like to look at dicks you might be crazy.
                Originally posted by Ferdinand
                I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.

                DIVING BOARD DIVISION DIVISION IDIOT

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                  • e30frosh
                    R3VLimited
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 2170
                    #50
                    I feel compelled...not for the looking at dicks...but compelled. Maybe that's not crazy.

                    Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
                    Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
                    Lobsterbacks attack the town again
                    Wrap all my things in aluminum
                    Beams of darkness streak across the sky
                    Pink rays from the ancient satellite
                    Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
                    Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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                      • mikegar
                        E30 Addict
                        • Aug 2005
                        • 523
                        #51
                        Originally posted by Optimator
                        Wow OK man. I've never heard that crazy people like to look at dicks. That's an odd theory.

                        You're crazy, did you know that?
                        yes i know that i may be PERCIEVED as crazy. but im really just as sane as the other guy.
                        Originally posted by Ferdinand
                        I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.

                        DIVING BOARD DIVISION DIVISION IDIOT

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                          • e30frosh
                            R3VLimited
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 2170
                            #52
                            Your descision to bring the cock back up make me wonder of you craziness though...

                            Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
                            Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
                            Lobsterbacks attack the town again
                            Wrap all my things in aluminum
                            Beams of darkness streak across the sky
                            Pink rays from the ancient satellite
                            Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
                            Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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                              • mikegar
                                E30 Addict
                                • Aug 2005
                                • 523
                                #53
                                Originally posted by e30frosh
                                Your descision to bring the cock back up make me wonder of you craziness though...
                                it only came back up because while simultaneously replying to this thread i was watching a porn with a busty little asian.
                                Originally posted by Ferdinand
                                I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.

                                DIVING BOARD DIVISION DIVISION IDIOT

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                                  • e30frosh
                                    R3VLimited
                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 2170
                                    #54
                                    Did he have a sizeble cock?

                                    Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
                                    Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
                                    Lobsterbacks attack the town again
                                    Wrap all my things in aluminum
                                    Beams of darkness streak across the sky
                                    Pink rays from the ancient satellite
                                    Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
                                    Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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                                      • mikegar
                                        E30 Addict
                                        • Aug 2005
                                        • 523
                                        #55
                                        no she had some sizeable breasts(big titties).
                                        Originally posted by Ferdinand
                                        I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.

                                        DIVING BOARD DIVISION DIVISION IDIOT

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                                          • e30frosh
                                            R3VLimited
                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 2170
                                            #56
                                            You should stay clear of asain porn with big cocks. They're just distracting you for the cock...STOP STARING AT THE COCK!!!

                                            Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
                                            Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
                                            Lobsterbacks attack the town again
                                            Wrap all my things in aluminum
                                            Beams of darkness streak across the sky
                                            Pink rays from the ancient satellite
                                            Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
                                            Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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                                              • e30frosh
                                                R3VLimited
                                                • Dec 2004
                                                • 2170
                                                #57
                                                Off to look at my cock...Best of luck with the asian...

                                                Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
                                                Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
                                                Lobsterbacks attack the town again
                                                Wrap all my things in aluminum
                                                Beams of darkness streak across the sky
                                                Pink rays from the ancient satellite
                                                Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
                                                Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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                                                  • mikegar
                                                    E30 Addict
                                                    • Aug 2005
                                                    • 523
                                                    #58
                                                    Originally posted by e30frosh
                                                    You should stay clear of asain porn with big cocks. They're just distracting you for the cock...STOP STARING AT THE COCK!!!
                                                    that is just poppy cock, its the adhd that distracts me.
                                                    Originally posted by Ferdinand
                                                    I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.

                                                    DIVING BOARD DIVISION DIVISION IDIOT

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                                                      • dashboardmonkey
                                                        FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                                                        • Jun 2008
                                                        • 6158
                                                        #59
                                                        Originally posted by PiercedE30
                                                        I love it when blunt starts making fun of people.
                                                        Me too:giggle:
                                                        -Andy

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                                                          • euroshark
                                                            No R3VLimiter
                                                            • Apr 2006
                                                            • 3491
                                                            #60
                                                            Why would I look at your dick? I am not gay.
                                                            Dicks don't bother me as much as ass hair on a chick. Man dick, she-dick, whateva, just no ass hair. Is that weird?
                                                            '88 528e /// '88 M5 /// '89 951 /// '98 E430 /// '02 M5

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