R3v photoshoot planned

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • blunttech
    Forum Sponsor
    • Jul 2004
    • 12850

    #1

    R3v photoshoot planned

    i think i have it all covered but please add anything you think ill need to make the most out of this

    euro plate under my usa rear plate
    scout out perfect grassy area with bulge in it so my splitter and splitter extensions touch the blades of grass making my car look oh so low
    consider turnbuckles for my non movable splitter and splitter extensions
    mount BMW tow hook on front of car
    add stickers and or roof rack
    lots of shots taken at street level with camera turned all over the fucking place
    We can serve you better through Email

    sales@blunttech.com
    www.blunttech.com


    Like us on Facebook
  • Jon325i
    R3V OG
    • Oct 2003
    • 6934

    #2
    Be sure to get a frontal shot of the car as it sits at the base of a driveway ramp so the front valance is o-so-low to the ground. A-la Andre and his eta from days of yore.


    Jon
    Rides...
    1991 325i - sold :(
    2004 2WD Frontier King Cab

    RIP #17 Jules Bianchi

    Comment

    • Optimator
      E30 Fanatic
      • Aug 2008
      • 1396

      #3
      I would consider getting a model to model on your car... that always adds visual stimulation to otherwise boring photos. Perhaps play around with the levels so that I need Visine after looking at your pictures from all the eyestrain.
      -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

      Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
      Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

      Comment

      • jflip2002
        R3V Elite
        • Sep 2006
        • 4377

        #4
        Rusty hood.....
        Originally posted by blunt
        i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

        Comment

        • blunttech
          Forum Sponsor
          • Jul 2004
          • 12850

          #5
          Originally posted by Optimator
          I would consider getting a model to model on your car... that always adds visual stimulation to otherwise boring photos. Perhaps play around with the levels so that I need Visine after looking at your pictures from all the eyestrain.
          i think an important factor if you ever plan this would be to take moms minivan down to the car lot and try to find yourself an e30 first
          We can serve you better through Email

          sales@blunttech.com
          www.blunttech.com


          Like us on Facebook

          Comment

          • jflip2002
            R3V Elite
            • Sep 2006
            • 4377

            #6
            Originally posted by Optimator
            I would consider getting a model to model on your car... that always adds visual stimulation to otherwise boring photos. Perhaps play around with the levels so that I need Visine after looking at your pictures from all the eyestrain.
            Optimator wants blunt all oiled up on the hood. Homo.
            Originally posted by blunt
            i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

            Comment

            • Optimator
              E30 Fanatic
              • Aug 2008
              • 1396

              #7
              Originally posted by blunt
              i think an important factor if you ever plan this would be to take moms minivan down to the car lot and try to find yourself an e30 first
              :roll: My mother owns a 528iT. And they don't sell E30s on car lots around here.

              Originally posted by jflip2002
              Optimator wants blunt all oiled up on the hood. Homo.
              Hey, leave me out of your fantasies. It's not my problem blunt took advantage of you and now ignores your phone calls.
              -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

              Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
              Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

              Comment

              • FredK
                R3V OG
                • Oct 2003
                • 14740

                #8
                Originally posted by Optimator
                I would consider getting a model to model on your car... that always adds visual stimulation to otherwise boring photos.
                more Misty plz.

                Comment

                • e30frosh
                  R3VLimited
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 2170

                  #9
                  For a second, I thought he was serious. Now I think he's serious, yet using sarcasm as what not to do in a photoshoot. Now I'm going for lunch.

                  Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
                  Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
                  Lobsterbacks attack the town again
                  Wrap all my things in aluminum
                  Beams of darkness streak across the sky
                  Pink rays from the ancient satellite
                  Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
                  Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

                  Comment

                  • Dave
                    E30 RAT
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 11675

                    #10
                    Sport Maxx
                    shadowline with electrical tape
                    Current Cars
                    2014 M235i
                    2009 R56 Cooper S
                    1998 M3
                    1997 M3

                    Comment

                    • TwoJ's
                      R3V Elite
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 4908

                      #11
                      Don't forget you need to pop the sunroof up and turn the wheels.

                      Maybe a parking garage shoot as well.

                      Comment

                      • devonjordan
                        R3VLimited
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 2386

                        #12
                        Originally posted by e30frosh
                        For a second, I thought he was serious. Now I think he's serious, yet using sarcasm as what not to do in a photoshoot. Now I'm going for lunch.
                        I came into this thread expecting blunt to invite some r3v'rs to gods country and bask in the glory of his cars, with a r3v photoshoot sometime during that day...

                        but no, I was disappointed, more gay jokes. Not that it isn't entertaining, but hawt e30's are way more fun than blunts Homo-erotic fantasies.
                        Hemingway said it best. “There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.”

                        Help a brother out, buy your detailing products here...

                        Comment

                        • scabzzzz
                          Estado de mierda de encargo
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 6870

                          #13
                          Prepare for photoshoot of my car with rusted e28. All of the above measures have been taken into consideration Blunt. Thanks for the checklist.

                          Comment

                          • Jonathan M3
                            E30 Mastermind
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 1837

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Optimator
                            :roll: My mother owns a 528iT. And they don't sell E30s on car lots around here.
                            Ohhhhh you toooold him, girlfriend!!!

                            '05 E46 M3 Imolarot/Cinnamon - CURRENT
                            '98 E36 M3 Estorilblau/Dove - SOLD
                            '90 E30 M3 Brilliantrot/Black - SOLD
                            SRS BSNS Motorsports - 24hrs of LeMons Racer

                            Comment

                            • M42Technik
                              R3V OG
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 9781

                              #15
                              Originally posted by FredK
                              more Misty plz.
                              You should be shot.
                              Reminiscing...

                              Comment

                              Working...