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  • Farbin Kaiber
    Lil' Puppet
    • Jul 2007
    • 29502
    #1

    r3v Quote Thread

    Random, funny, or downright disgusting.

    Originally posted by StereoInstaller1
    Just remember germans poop on each other and think they are having sex.
    Last edited by Farbin Kaiber; 11-19-2008, 07:43 AM.
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    • franko2490
      E30 Addict
      • Feb 2008
      • 501
      #2
      Originally posted by roundel
      i would post my gf but i cant take a picture using my left hand


      Originally posted by E30_fiend
      Simply sexy.
      Originally posted by PУCCKAЯ_e30ka
      man... I took my little E30 outside for a ride, now 5sp.... there is no other car like E30... PERIOD. Don't know how to explain, but driving E30 is like having sex with a girl of your dreams, but the girl is a bit inexperienced, so you have to show her what to do and she will do it beautifully! ohhh man... after I got the 5sp tranny in it, it is all new love all over again! :)))

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        • jtb_29
          Wrencher
          • Oct 2006
          • 273
          #3
          Originally posted by Kruzen
          What do you shit with? looks awesome
          The grilles really distract you from the fact that someone took a sledgehammer to the front end.

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            • dashboardmonkey
              FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
              • Jun 2008
              • 6158
              #4
              See sig
              -Andy

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                • Il Duce
                  R3V Elite
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 5015
                  #5
                  Originally posted by -Javier-
                  Who the Fuck post this

                  hahahahaha it's still funny.

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                    • atomic
                      R3V Elite
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 5691
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Il Duce
                      hahahahaha it's still funny.


                      Who the fuck post this

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                        • Jand3rson
                          Banned
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 37587
                          #7
                          One of my all time favorites, from a real OG...

                          Originally posted by Bimmerphile
                          To American E30 owners, Germany is a magical, mystical place.
                          Another OG quote...

                          Originally posted by Rob
                          Drifting is the figure skating of motorsports.

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                            • whowhatwhere
                              Wrencher
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 259
                              #8
                              F1 is figure skating. Drifting is like dancing with the stars.

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                                • NC325iC
                                  R3V OG
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 6565
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by whowhatwhere
                                  F1 is figure skating. Drifting is like dancing with the stars.
                                  Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                                  Originally posted by TimKninja
                                  Im more afraid of this thread turning into one of those classic R3v moments, where Pizza gets delivered.

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                                    • e30s52
                                      R3V Elite
                                      • Oct 2007
                                      • 5235
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by blunt
                                      its been established that as long as the balls dont touch its not gay. of course all bets are off when speaking of our balls touching e30rcr's chin.

                                      www.gutenparts.com
                                      One stop shopping for NEW, USED and EURO PARTS!

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                                        • Edev
                                          No R3VLimiter
                                          • Aug 2008
                                          • 3731
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by e30 gangsta
                                          Im just a nigga that loves titties. Good work guys.

                                          Originally posted by Rustyduktape
                                          since this is r3v, i expect to get shit on.
                                          M Coupe

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                                            • Rustyduktape
                                              E30 Addict
                                              • Jul 2008
                                              • 592
                                              #12
                                              wow, didn't see that one coming. see sig for mine.
                                              1987 325is Black/Black
                                              -91k
                                              -Stock (mostly)

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                                                • dashboardmonkey
                                                  FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                                                  • Jun 2008
                                                  • 6158
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by StereoInstaller1
                                                  Goddamit, kid, your attitude pisses me off.


                                                  In the meantime, shut the fuck up and read. Learn some shit before you run your keyboard. We aren't the fucking retard Honda boys, if you wear a fucking hat, wear it straight. Pull your fucking pants up, too.
                                                  -Andy

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                                                    • CreamE30
                                                      E30 Enthusiast
                                                      • Mar 2008
                                                      • 1177
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally Posted by Eurospeed88 :
                                                      Listen, ricetard. Take that stripped-down, riced-out, shit-kitted, weight-reduced, carbon-clad, ghetto-wired, ebay coilover-dropped, automatic pile of junkyard parts with the paper hood and the strut bar that looks like it was a Pabst Blue Ribbon can swallowed by a frat guy then shit out the next morning, strap in with your FUH RAZE spine-crushing race harness, point that 2.5 liters of unbridled SOHC German bronzit fury at the nearest rigid stationary object, and stomp down on the loud pedal as hard as your backwater inbred calf muscles will allow, and take a sugar frosted **** into the next life, because you and your car are the ****ing joke of the E30 community.
                                                      isn't this a classic?
                                                      <---Goodnight, sweet prince

                                                      Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.



                                                      Originally posted by Brandon12V
                                                      unlikely. too many e46 guys craving Big Fucking Cock

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                                                        • Jand3rson
                                                          Banned
                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 37587
                                                          #15
                                                          One of my finest, for sure. :up:

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