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    r3v Quote Thread

    Random, funny, or downright disgusting.

    Originally posted by StereoInstaller1 View Post
    Just remember germans poop on each other and think they are having sex.
    Last edited by Farbin Kaiber; 11-19-2008, 08:43 AM.
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    #2
    Originally posted by roundel
    i would post my gf but i cant take a picture using my left hand


    Originally posted by E30_fiend
    Simply sexy.
    Originally posted by PУCCKAЯ_e30ka
    man... I took my little E30 outside for a ride, now 5sp.... there is no other car like E30... PERIOD. Don't know how to explain, but driving E30 is like having sex with a girl of your dreams, but the girl is a bit inexperienced, so you have to show her what to do and she will do it beautifully! ohhh man... after I got the 5sp tranny in it, it is all new love all over again! :)))

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      #3
      Originally posted by Kruzen
      What do you shit with? looks awesome
      The grilles really distract you from the fact that someone took a sledgehammer to the front end.

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        #4
        See sig
        -Andy

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          #5
          Originally posted by -Javier-
          Who the Fuck post this

          hahahahaha it's still funny.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Il Duce View Post
            hahahahaha it's still funny.


            Who the fuck post this

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              #7
              One of my all time favorites, from a real OG...

              Originally posted by Bimmerphile
              To American E30 owners, Germany is a magical, mystical place.
              Another OG quote...

              Originally posted by Rob
              Drifting is the figure skating of motorsports.

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                #8
                F1 is figure skating. Drifting is like dancing with the stars.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by whowhatwhere View Post
                  F1 is figure skating. Drifting is like dancing with the stars.
                  Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                  Originally posted by TimKninja
                  Im more afraid of this thread turning into one of those classic R3v moments, where Pizza gets delivered.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by blunt View Post
                    its been established that as long as the balls dont touch its not gay. of course all bets are off when speaking of our balls touching e30rcr's chin.

                    www.gutenparts.com
                    One stop shopping for NEW, USED and EURO PARTS!

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by e30 gangsta
                      Im just a nigga that loves titties. Good work guys.

                      Originally posted by Rustyduktape View Post
                      since this is r3v, i expect to get shit on.
                      M Coupe

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                        #12
                        wow, didn't see that one coming. see sig for mine.
                        1987 325is Black/Black
                        -91k
                        -Stock (mostly)

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by StereoInstaller1 View Post
                          Goddamit, kid, your attitude pisses me off.


                          In the meantime, shut the fuck up and read. Learn some shit before you run your keyboard. We aren't the fucking retard Honda boys, if you wear a fucking hat, wear it straight. Pull your fucking pants up, too.
                          -Andy

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                            #14
                            Originally Posted by Eurospeed88 :
                            Listen, ricetard. Take that stripped-down, riced-out, shit-kitted, weight-reduced, carbon-clad, ghetto-wired, ebay coilover-dropped, automatic pile of junkyard parts with the paper hood and the strut bar that looks like it was a Pabst Blue Ribbon can swallowed by a frat guy then shit out the next morning, strap in with your FUH RAZE spine-crushing race harness, point that 2.5 liters of unbridled SOHC German bronzit fury at the nearest rigid stationary object, and stomp down on the loud pedal as hard as your backwater inbred calf muscles will allow, and take a sugar frosted **** into the next life, because you and your car are the ****ing joke of the E30 community.
                            isn't this a classic?
                            <---Goodnight, sweet prince

                            Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.



                            Originally posted by Brandon12V
                            unlikely. too many e46 guys craving Big Fucking Cock

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                              #15
                              One of my finest, for sure. :up:

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