The What's for Dinner Thread
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Victory's Golden Monkey is a sprightly, effervescent Belgian style ale that is choice beverage for a homosexual. I think you actually split that meat with your man, then after dinner, quickly dashed to the couch to eat each others' meat. Well done. That sounds a great romantic evening at home.-OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)
Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(Comment
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Ovulators dinner menu
Monday... Cock
Tuesday...Cock
Wednesday ..Cock
Thursday... Cock
Friday ...Cock
Saturday...Cock
Sunday.. PenisComment
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-OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)
Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(Comment
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I have no idea what the above post was supposed to be. Was it supposed to be insulting? Was it supposed to be funny? Or do you get paid 5 cents by Yum Brands to mention Taco Bell and Pizza Hut online? If so, you're well on your way to riches.
Don't blow all of it at once. Buying a 2 lb bag of Twizzlers and a Playgirl magazine at the corner store would provide for an entertaining evening, but in the end you'll just end up fucking yourself.-OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)
Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(Comment
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wat...da....fawk?I have no idea what the above post was supposed to be. Was it supposed to be insulting? Was it supposed to be funny? Or do you get paid 5 cents by Yum Brands to mention Taco Bell and Pizza Hut online? If so, you're well on your way to riches.
Don't blow all of it at once. Buying a 2 lb bag of Twizzlers and a Playgirl magazine at the corner store would provide for an entertaining evening, but in the end you'll just end up fucking yourself.Toyota PickupComment
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Yes, I have your house under surveillance, MikeK. Just right now you had your hand down your pants, absently scratching your freshly powdered balls.-OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)
Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(Comment
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Don't be so hard on yourself, MikeK. It takes skill to locate small parts like that, blind. It would be like finding the M4 square nuts that secure the E30 heater core pipes when they fall behind the carpet.-OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)
Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(Comment
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Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
Lobsterbacks attack the town again
Wrap all my things in aluminum
Beams of darkness streak across the sky
Pink rays from the ancient satellite
Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.Comment
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"Modern cars, they all look like electric shavers."
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bloodonthemotorway/sets/
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