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  • blunttech
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    Originally posted by mikek View Post
    you speak from experience old man.
    i want to butter your muffins mike k

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  • MikeK
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    Originally posted by blunt View Post
    basically any chick that has issues is going to be a good fuck. a good victim would have some or all of the following qualities
    broken home
    daddy who didnt love her enough
    catholic
    alcoholic parent or parents
    constantly moved around ie military family
    please add to the list if you have others

    now if you ever meet a chick whose father is an alcoholic catholic divorced marine drill sargent who never wanted kids , well , hang onto your cock.. because its going to be a wild ride
    you speak from experience old man.

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  • blunttech
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    Originally posted by alpinaclone View Post
    OT, but why are bi-polar chicks so good in bed???
    basically any chick that has issues is going to be a good fuck. a good victim would have some or all of the following qualities
    broken home
    daddy who didnt love her enough
    catholic
    alcoholic parent or parents
    constantly moved around ie military family
    please add to the list if you have others

    now if you ever meet a chick whose father is an alcoholic catholic divorced marine drill sargent who never wanted kids , well , hang onto your cock.. because its going to be a wild ride

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  • alpinaclone
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    OT, but why are bi-polar chicks so good in bed???

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  • der affe
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    Originally posted by blunt View Post
    lets see you say that with your mouth full of blunt

    fixed

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  • blunttech
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    Originally posted by SamE30e View Post
    Where is this large portion of meat coming from.
    We know it's not from you. :D
    lets see you say that with your mouth full

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  • SamE30e
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    Originally posted by blunt View Post
    yes there is. youll find it on page 57

    take a large portion of meat and place it in same30's mouth for 15 minutes
    baste occasionally with his saliva
    after 15 minutes pull it out and blast him in the eyes until they burn
    sit back and relax
    Where is this large portion of meat coming from.
    We know it's not from you. :D

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  • jflip2002
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    Originally posted by blunt View Post
    i assume you mean this part
    "make this shit and prepare to get head from your wife."

    ill try to explain it in a way you may understand

    lets say your domestic partner comes home from a long day at the piggly wiggly and you wanted to do something special for him. so you pop a hungry man onto the hotplate and set the table with your finest plastic picnicware. after he devours it he wants to show you his appreciation so he takes you into the back room of the trailer and lets you take his weiner in your mouth. thats basically it
    Not many things make me actually laugh out loud. This did.

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  • der affe
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    Originally posted by Mot View Post
    my crazy redhead was more of a chocolate sauce girl or peanut butter..

    hurray for the crazy redheads!

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  • gazellebeigem3
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    steve are you going to serve this on turkeyday?

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  • T3rd Ferguson
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    Originally posted by Mot View Post
    my crazy redhead was more of a chocolate sauce girl or peanut butter..
    peanut butter? damn what a freak. no seriously, that's pretty fucked up

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  • Mot
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    Originally posted by der affe View Post
    it took no bait. we were fooling around on the kitchen table after eating breakfast and she spread it on and went to town. i kind of miss that horny bi polar redhead.
    my crazy redhead was more of a chocolate sauce girl or peanut butter..

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  • der affe
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    it took no bait. we were fooling around on the kitchen table after eating breakfast and she spread it on and went to town. i kind of miss that horny bi polar redhead.

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  • Massive Lee
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    Originally posted by der affe View Post
    HA HA! my old girlfriend used to love that spead on my man meat!
    It takes what it takes to "bait" them...

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  • der affe
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    HA HA! my old girlfriend used to love that spead on my man meat!

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