Corn Bread with maple butter

[der affe]

orgy of one?

[blunttech]

begining of an era.

redefining singular

[Farbin Kaiber]

begining of an era.

[blunttech]

My mother taught me how to drive, but I perfected my techniques on the windy backroads of Connecticut.

I am going to look at a few E30s this Thanksgiving break. I have a red 318is in my sights, hopefully it's not too rusty. I have a few tricks up my sleeve that I think everyone will enjoy.

i, for one, am on the edge of my seat

[Optimator]

My mother taught me how to drive, but I perfected my techniques on the windy backroads of Connecticut.

I am going to look at a few E30s this Thanksgiving break. I have a red 318is in my sights, hopefully it's not too rusty. I have a few tricks up my sleeve that I think everyone will enjoy.

[blunttech]

No, MikeK. Farbin is gay, but I am not. NC325iC would be able to tell you that, because his gaydar is as sensitive as jflip2002's clit.

couple of questions ovulator.
i notice in your sig you have r3v'd 2 e30's and are looking for another victim. how long before you destroy another? and who taught you to drive?

Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypso 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
Now: Have a 318is IN MY SIGHTS!!!

[Optimator]

true, like Optimator

No, MikeK. Farbin is gay, but I am not. NC325iC would be able to tell you that, because his gaydar is as sensitive as jflip2002's clit.

[der affe]

then hit it in the CORN hole!

you better hope i don't live around you though, i pull in the crazy bat shit women like a magnet. i feel bad if i hit that and it was yours.

if you really want to impress her make her my pumpkin spice bread!
that will get you anal and poopie covered head!

[alpinaclone]

Srsly, the girly in question has at least 3 of these properties, she is a very good time. Her bedroom eyes nearly negate all of the wacky batshit crazy things she does in normal life.

those wacky batshit things they do are what makes them fun![/quote]

Keeps shit from getting boring anyway..... Maybe I'll make her some conebread when she gets home.

[der affe]

Srsly, the girly in question has at least 3 of these properties, she is a very good time. Her bedroom eyes nearly negate all of the wacky batshit crazy things she does in normal life.[/quote]

those wacky batshit things they do are what makes them fun!

[der affe]

basically any chick that has issues is going to be a good fuck. a good victim would have some or all of the following qualities
broken home
daddy who didnt love her enough
catholic
alcoholic parent or parents
constantly moved around ie military family
please add to the list if you have others

now if you ever meet a chick whose father is an alcoholic catholic divorced marine drill sargent who never wanted kids , well , hang onto your cock.. because its going to be a wild ride

i will add, father cheated on mother
red hair (i have NEVER has bad sex with a redhead, even the chunky one!)
low self esteem
i always make it a habit to check the medicine cabinet to see if there are any serotonin re-uptake inhibitors. paxil, Zoloft, xanax, all commonly prescribed and greatly desirable to have girls on, just watch out when the decide to stop taking them. there will be blood!

don't fall for these girls either, they are yours to rent for a little while. someday they will flip out and vanish like a fart in the wind. enjoy the ride though.

[alpinaclone]

basically any chick that has issues is going to be a good fuck. a good victim would have some or all of the following qualities
broken home
daddy who didnt love her enough
catholic
alcoholic parent or parents
constantly moved around ie military family
please add to the list if you have others

now if you ever meet a chick whose father is an alcoholic catholic divorced marine drill sargent who never wanted kids , well , hang onto your cock.. because its going to be a wild ride

You hit the nail on the fucking head, your insight into these matters may be the only reason that I own an e30, let alone am a member of this board.

Srsly, the girly in question has at least 3 of these properties, she is a very good time. Her bedroom eyes nearly negate all of the wacky batshit crazy things she does in normal life.

[MikeK]

pretty much my homosexual acquaintance. in my prime those are the qualities i sought out

true, like Optimator

[blunttech]

No, he just described his own childhood.

pretty much my homosexual acquaintance. in my prime those are the qualities i sought out

[Farbin Kaiber]

you speak from experience old man.

No, he just described his own childhood.