***** A Must See *****

[Ral]

^^it's true man. Here in corpus there's not much quality to find, but there's ugly fat chicks that chase any and all flight suits. We call them SNAGs:

Student
Naval
Aviator
Groupies.

[kenika65]

WOWZERS

[ldsbeaker]

Dude, WTF.
Instantly Famous.
I can't believe it.

OP (post #125):

Dammit I knew the pregnant before marriage and losing my virginity on wedding night would get me. I was just too lazy and tired to edit.

... and then, when the page ends, and people are still all "WTF?!?", he picks it up again.
Just goes to show how often people read the backstory on forums. I try to do it before posting so I'm not pwn3d like all 120 pages of those homos.

[daniel]

cliffs: real marriage, but not the guy whos posting.

[wagonizzle]

Are you fucking kidding me? Re-read this and tell me what's wrong it it. Talk about no one reads anymore.

How could he have gotten her pregnant if he was losing his virginity to her on their wedding night?

Uh, that's kind of my point, Josh. Why did so many people buy into this and respond when the story contradicts itself on the first page? Because people don't read very thoroughly.

A sarcasm font would be nice, too. That way people could avoid failed pwning attempts.

[mikegar]

Uh, that's kind of my point, Josh. Why did so many people buy into this and respond when the story contradicts itself on the first page? Because people don't read very thoroughly.

the reason why people dont read thoroughly is because of our up bringing. the tv raised us and gave us adhd. if its not flashing or moving or making a sound i could give a fuck less about it. nvm substance give me something flashy

[bataangpinoy]

shes not having this guy's kid. it just looks like she is.

[E30_pilot]

that was gross...

i think i need to go look at some porn to cancel things out.

[E30_Pare]

20 finger forehead. Is she balding?

[Jand3rson]

Uh, that's kind of my point, Josh. Why did so many people buy into this and respond when the story contradicts itself on the first page? Because people don't read very thoroughly.

A sarcasm font would be nice, too. That way people could avoid failed pwning attempts.

Right. My bad. I retract my previous statements.

[wagonizzle]

Right. My bad. I retract my previous statements.

Haha that's ok, because A) I've been wrong before, and B) this clearly supports my idea that inflection is almost never present in type. And that people read too quickly.

Back on topic, that woman, while utterly difficult to look at, is probably happier than 90% of Americans. Hahaha while we sit and make fun of her appearance, she has it all figured out - how to be happy. Josh, I bet you are more self conscious about your weight than she is about hers, as strange and backwards as that may seem...