Small farts. Why so Deadly?

[PhillyG]

I never understood why the small farts always brought with them extreme smells. It just baffles me that a fart so tiny can choke out an elevator.

I mean you would think a massive rip would annihilate but it usually doesn't..

Anyone know why these small deadly bastards are like this?

[BMWLA]

low volume high saturation

[blunttech]

my farts never stink, unless you find a faint whiff of hot cocoa offensive.

[Huff]

Here...

[MikeK]

my farts never stink, unless you find a faint whiff of hot cocoa offensive.

its from all the penetration you have taken.

[BMWLA]

blunt i want empirical data on this claim (lets see what he does with this)

[PhillyG]

Here...

Still doesn't explain why little guys are deadly.

[Huff]

Still doesn't explain why little guys are deadly.

Your large intestines got a hold of some food that your stomach and small intestines couldn't breakdown/ absorb. So, whatever food was left over broke down into some pretty potent gas and was set free in a concentrated amount due to you not having the bacteria or enzymes to break it down properly.

I carry a small bottle around with my and try to capture as much as I can so I get put in a gastro schematic graph machine.

[Optimator]

my farts never stink, unless you find a faint whiff of hot cocoa offensive.

its from all the penetration you have taken.

MikeK, the natural retort should have been:

"your farts never stink, unless you find the odor of semen offensive."

[MikeK]

MikeK, the natural retort should have been:

"your farts never stink, unless you find the odor of semen offensive."

cool, thanks for the suggestion gay boy.

[Jon325i]

my farts never stink, unless you find a faint whiff of hot cocoa offensive.

Samwell?

[blunttech]

its from all the penetration you have taken.

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[MikeK]

my anal is virgin my friend. but regardless i need to speak with you on northside imports. how much intimate knowledge do you have about them??? can i call you?

my knowledge regarding Kenneth @ Northside Imports is virgin as your anus.
That can be delegated by our salesman.
I will give you number biatch.

[blunttech]

my knowledge regarding Kenneth @ Northside Imports is virgin as your anus.
That can be delegated by our salesman.
I will give you number biatch.

thank you my asian friend. i have world pac done and would like to wrap up northside but i want to know if they have oe catalog capability.

[MikeK]

thank you my asian friend. i have world pac done and would like to wrap up northside but i want to know if they have oe catalog capability.

nice work hippie on WorldPac :)