Bored with a razor, or fun with facial hair?

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  • jflip2002
    R3V Elite
    • Sep 2006
    • 4377
    #16
    I guess what they say is true.... facial hair is for ugly people =\

    (That is creepy though)
    Originally posted by blunt
    i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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      • e30frosh
        R3VLimited
        • Dec 2004
        • 2170
        #17
        I do take pride in being hideous...heh!

        Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
        Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
        Lobsterbacks attack the town again
        Wrap all my things in aluminum
        Beams of darkness streak across the sky
        Pink rays from the ancient satellite
        Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
        Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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          • Jaygo333
            Grease Monkey
            • Jan 2008
            • 334
            #18
            Inspiration for all you mustacheans.

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              • e30frosh
                R3VLimited
                • Dec 2004
                • 2170
                #19
                My 8 month old son was awfully curious about my glasses/moustache combo this morning. Then he found my hoodie strings to hold more value than dad's bad taste in style.

                Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
                Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
                Lobsterbacks attack the town again
                Wrap all my things in aluminum
                Beams of darkness streak across the sky
                Pink rays from the ancient satellite
                Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
                Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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                  • Optimator
                    E30 Fanatic
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 1396
                    #20
                    Originally posted by jflip2002
                    facial hair is for ugly people =\
                    You're qualified to be a judge of this? :giggle:
                    -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                    Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                    Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                      • equate975
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 3382
                        #21
                        Gah I wish I could grow a mustache lol. That handlebar is badass, the OP is funny too.
                        Rollin' with a Geistkuchen

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                          • Huff
                            R3VLimited
                            • May 2006
                            • 2488
                            #22
                            Originally posted by jflip2002
                            I guess what they say is true.... facial hair is for ugly people =\

                            (That is creepy though)
                            WOW.. I haven't been called ugly since I was in the 1st grade (and it turned out the girl had a huge crush on me). I guess for your taste, I need to work out at the beach, get tanned and listen to bad techno music southern California style.

                            Anywho, since this is post number 666, I should put up something appropriate.

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                              • 325_e30
                                R3VLimited
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 2492
                                #23
                                if i grew facial hair i would totally rock a stache
                                Looking for a 3.46 or lower LSD. Lets make a deal.
                                 LSx e36TI coming soon
                                Originally posted by s0urce
                                Man, she'd be so easy to rape

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                                  • Desaevious
                                    No R3VLimiter
                                    • Aug 2007
                                    • 3810
                                    #24
                                    And if you ever went for a beard too, I'm pretty sure this could never be replicated:


                                    SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
                                    No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:

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                                      • SamE30e
                                        R3V Elite
                                        • Sep 2007
                                        • 4319
                                        #25
                                        Sweet jesus
                                        1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                                          • Jesse30
                                            No R3VLimiter
                                            • Jan 2007
                                            • 3936
                                            #26
                                            that is beyond awesome

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                                              • blunttech
                                                Forum Sponsor
                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 12850
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by Desaevious
                                                And if you ever went for a beard too, I'm pretty sure this could never be replicated:

                                                try to imagine for a moment , if you will, what this guys ass smells like right now
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                                                  • h0lmes
                                                    #28
                                                    Originally posted by txleadfoot
                                                    I drink your milkshake!
                                                    That pic is "Gangs of New York" not "There Will be Blood". Get your Oscar winning movies straight son!

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                                                      • Optimator
                                                        E30 Fanatic
                                                        • Aug 2008
                                                        • 1396
                                                        #29
                                                        Originally posted by blunt
                                                        try to imagine for a moment , if you will, what this guys ass smells like right now
                                                        Probably like a finely aged Camembert. I'd imagine that the sharp flavor as your tongue caresses the waxy stiff hairs guarding his darkened balloon knot is delicious compensation for a rim job well done.
                                                        -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                                                        Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                                                        Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                                                          • blunttech
                                                            Forum Sponsor
                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                            • 12850
                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Optimator
                                                            Probably like a finely aged Camembert. I'd imagine that the sharp flavor as your tongue caresses the waxy stiff hairs guarding his darkened balloon knot is delicious compensation for a rim job well done.
                                                            youre a little too descriptive to not have performed this task with due diligence at least a few times
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