dillsnick, that handlebar is bad ass. Might have to give that a try.
Bored with a razor, or fun with facial hair?
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Both of those are sweet, it kinda sucks for me now cause if I shave I lose like ten years. So I just rock the scruff all around.Comment
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Originally posted by Matt-Bhey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?Comment
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You've got to agree though! I've seen so many men with jowels that have a thin manicured strip of hair slashing across it. It's like it came from nowhere! I am impressed though that they can keep it so straight without the jawline as a guide. :)sigpicComment
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Thanks man. I do it once a year. I just got rid of mine due to an encounter at the grocery store. I was standing in line and a cute little girl turned around and waved at me. I saw here and waved back, but then her mom turned around, gave me a look of terror and grabbed her daughter. She then picked her daughter up and made her face forward, away from me... I went home a shaved it off immediately.
I can't wait to creep someone out next year!!
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i could use a ladies touch "down there" right about now. ovulator does the same thing everytime. and he always looks up when hes done looking for validation of a job well done. it was hot for a while but c'mon. lets keep it fresh and interestingComment
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Well, It's a good thing I was going for the Hollywoodian, or the Anchor, and they seem the top two. I'll be back after christmas with one of em. I'm in grow out mode for whatever one I choose.Comment
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i have sent a formal request to ovulator to begin growing a modified version of the french fork. i hope he has it done for the holiday season. my plan is to heavily wax the 2 protruding sections that hang downward and then mold them into something resembling a wall mount for a set of small bookshelf speakers. this will serve 2 purposes. it will protect his chin and throat area from the constant battering my nutsack delivers... and also, i will use the "wall mounts" to lay my ballbag on after i have shot my load deep into his throat and he finishes me off while my raging hard on goes soft in his warm mouthComment
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This is quite a delicious fantasy you've concocted. I believe I'd only need a "Napoleon Imperial III" to protect myself from the ravages of your tiny, low hanging dried fruit. And "raging hard on"? I think it would feel like a mouthful of Gummi worms, but without that tasty powdered sugar.-OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)
Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(Comment
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This is quite a delicious fantasy you've concocted. I believe I'd only need a "Napoleon Imperial III" to protect myself from the ravages of your tiny, low hanging dried fruit. And "raging hard on"? I think it would feel like a mouthful of Gummi worms, but without that tasty powdered sugar.
Have you ever tried the sour gummy worms?Comment
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Yes. Even the sugar on sour Gummi worms would taste better than the pre-ejaculate that has probably been sitting in Mr. blunt's pipes since the fall of the Berlin Wall.-OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)
Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(Comment

I like your style Femme :D

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