Seperated@Birth? NWS

[Danny]

Socialist beer.

[SamE30e]

She beat me with bacon while wearing her plad jacket, after returning home from work logging so she can support our massive family that lives in an igloo and drinks solely beer.

[Danny]

Then poured boiling hot maple syrup on me and covered me with leaves.

[SamE30e]

My mom hit me when I was little.

My mom beat me with bacon.

[Danny]

The desire to be cool, the poor taste, being annoying... suddenly it all becomes very clear.

My mom hit me when I was little.

[TDE30]

Damn right, I'm an 1/8th.

The desire to be cool, the poor taste, being annoying... suddenly it all becomes very clear.

[NOMAD]

as much as i like a good scam i was worried this thread would get locked without the truth coming out. i love a good joke at my expense but i was getting pm's that were sympathetic. quite a few people thought it was a real pic of me. i was the one who wanted it to end before the thread got locked

Well, with 3,392 hits now, I guess it didn't matter... Epic no doubt!

[Danny]

He's jerkin it to the picture. ;)

[daniel]

ibt thread dies out, possibly locked, possibly remaining unlocked.

[bergie_318is]

lulz... but still no post from mr. anderson? he on holidays or somthing?

[Justin B]

Good work guys.

[Desaevious]

I really thought someone might catch on with the kitchen portion.

Sure enough. From that side tangent we went off in that one thread with the guy with the riveted on 2002 lip. More country in that kitchen than a bad CMT TV show.

[OrganicMechanic]

I was fooled--

great gag, that was what my boring sunday night needed.

[Danny]

I knew saying that would come back to bite me in the ass.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Damn right, I'm an 1/8th.

I finally understand everything.