heres my day

[blunttech]

I bet Mr. blunt worked hard all day, slaving over a hot stove so that his wife could have something delicious to eat for dinner.

actually no, i had to fix my mothers car. well, she drove around on a blizzak for half a day with 3lbs of air in it. she calls me up and says "i watched the tire go flat as i pulled in the garage"
for those of you who have never met my mother i will decode this message for you.
it should read like this

"i dont want you to think im a dumb woman so i will tell you i watched it go flat and hope you wont be able to tell i drove around and ruined the blizzaks you bought me"

so i got it dismounted and found a LB of ground up rubber inside the tire from the sidewalls disintegrating. so i went and bought a new replacement tire and installed that only to find out she left the trunk open all night and the fucking battery is dead. so after jumping it and getting it running i had a little lunch with her and then made my parts run and came home. that was most of my day

[318kid]

listen you fucking whiny bitches, i think if you step back and have a look at this thread it is titled "this is my day" so its all about me and id like to try and keep it on topic. please rinse the sand from your vaginas and resume talking about me and all things pertaining to me.

Yes Sir! I think saying sir is the least I can do after you gave me that great handyj all last night!

[blunttech]

yes sir! I think saying sir is the least i can do after you gave me that great handyj all last night!

no, sir is not needed. Taking me deep in your ass and then going atm repeatedly while i taped it was plenty. And i thank you.

[SamE30e]

actually no, i had to fix my mothers car. well, she drove around on a blizzak for half a day with 3lbs of air in it. she calls me up and says "i watched the tire go flat as i pulled in the garage"
for those of you who have never met my mother i will decode this message for you.
it should read like this

"i dont want you to think im a dumb woman so i will tell you i watched it go flat and hope you wont be able to tell i drove around and ruined the blizzaks you bought me"

so i got it dismounted and found a LB of ground up rubber inside the tire from the sidewalls disintegrating. so i went and bought a new replacement tire and installed that only to find out she left the trunk open all night and the fucking battery is dead. so after jumping it and getting it running i had a little lunch with her and then made my parts run and came home. that was most of my day

Fixing shit for moms is cool. Mine called me at 7am this morning and told me her car is making a noise and says the engine is going to explode. Actually her exact works were "It sounds like the transmission is hitting the piston" (She tries to understand what my brother and I do). I went to her work on my way to class, turns out her wiper linkage popped off and it was just flopping around in the cowling.

[PhillyG]

no, sir is not needed. Taking me deep in your ass and then going atm repeatedly while i taped it was plenty. And i thank you.

You think you can send me a copy? I love atm.

[318kid]

no, sir is not needed. Taking me deep in your ass and then going atm repeatedly while i taped it was plenty. And i thank you.

Wow, I didn't even realize that happened, I must have been too tired to be awaked by your tiny penis, or maybe it was you daydreaming while I was ejaculating in your mouth, you may not give good head, but you sure do cup the balls well, blunt.

[blunttech]

You think you can send me a copy? I love atm.

i taped it in betamax. do you have a player?

[blunttech]

Wow, I didn't even realize that happened, I must have been too tired to be awaked by your tiny penis, or maybe it was you daydreaming while I was ejaculating in your mouth, you may not give good head, but you sure do cup the balls well, blunt.

i guess that will teach you to watch your drink box junior. no telling what might be slipped in there while your attention is drawn away. i was forced to "cup the balls" as i started to see actual chin deformation as i battered your face with my sweaty coin purse. the bruising should subside in a couple weeks my little cock holster

[DCColegrove]

listen you fucking whiny bitches, i think if you step back and have a look at this thread it is titled "this is my day" so its all about me and id like to try and keep it on topic. please rinse the sand from your vaginas and resume talking about me and all things pertaining to me.

I get it...

Your whining about the cold and your bad luck with machinery...

Tough luck...

You will find what you are looking for right between shit and syphilis in the big Websters.

And...

Just to rub it in...

It was Sunny and 84 degrees here today...

[PhillyG]

i taped it in betamax. do you have a player?

Betamax huh? I have realplayer I dunno if it would work though...

[318kid]

I believe the only bruises were from your tattered old ass after I reamed you until you cried like a little school girl that just found out her pet dog ran away, only it didn't runaway it got crushed by your old raggedy ass after 5 min of my anal reaming. You giving me head was only to cope with your loss, like a toddler sucking on a pacifier after being weaned from his mothers nipple. You must have fantasized about me giving you head, but unfortunately your "man-hood" is much to small, and to depress you still further, I believe you needed the juicebox from collapsing on the bed after it took you half an hour to get up there. Someone needs to get their facts straight.

[gazellebeigem3]

I believe the only bruises were from your tattered old ass after I reamed you until you cried like a little school girl that just found out her pet dog ran away, only it didn't runaway it got crushed by your old raggedy ass after 5 min of my anal reaming. You giving me head was only to cope with your loss, like a toddler sucking on a pacifier after being weaned from his mothers nipple. You must have fantasized about me giving you head, but unfortunately your "man-hood" is much to small, and to depress you still further, I believe you needed the juicebox from collapsing on the bed after it took you half an hour to get up there. Someone needs to get their facts straight.

funneh not found. try again!

[Optimator]

Seriously. The editors of Penthouse Letters shred submissions better than this tripe. Ponderous, repetitive, and boring. If the prose were any flabbier you could call it "Farbin".

[318kid]

:bow: Blunt Wins, But one day I will succeed!

[blunttech]

:bow: Blunt Wins, But one day I will succeed!

i wouldnt say you failed. you did manage to get past your gag reflex. just watch the teeth and youre well on your way to surpassing ovulator