howd you lose it?

[bergie_318is]

after reading that "I pooped on a girl thread" i though why not make a " howd you loose your virginity?" thread.

good idea? yes? no?

i lost mine to my girlfriend at the time it was about 2 and a half years ago, so when i was 17. you know after the formal (prom) we did it. no long story.

however, a friend of mine (19) only lost his about half a year ago. after having no luck in his school years, nor at the eventfull "schoolies" which most people do get some, he was still a virgin. that fact that he still had it was made worse by that fact that he got accepted into the army! so he went to "basic training" but after his basic traning he was moved to melbourne away from everyone he knew. anyway him and his army buddies went to a strip club and got a dance from this girl called "krystle" who is 26,my friend got quite friendly with her, like go drinking together and all that stuff. after getting to know her he found out that she has 2 kids, and a x-husband in jail for attempted murder! most men would got the hell outa there because thats just a shit load of baggage! but no he stayed, and soon enough she invited him round for a romp! the funny thing is that he said they were going for about 1-1 1/2, but he never blew his load! i though wtf man? you've got somthing wrong with ya!

now everyone from his school years got a great laugh over "kyle" loosing his virginity to a 26 year old stripper with 2 kids and a x-husband in jail!!!

anyone have any awesome stories ?

[kronus]

At the mall, years ago. It still hasn't shown up in the Lost and Found office :(

[Danny]

My first time was in a shed.

[SamE30e]

I was 18, girlfriend. I was a stallion.

[kronus]

My first time was in a shed.

I think I just woke up everyone in the house from laughing. Fuck you, Danny, fuck you.

[SamE30e]

I think I just woke up everyone in the house from laughing. Fuck you, Danny, fuck you.

Dude, mine was in a Ford Festiva.

Seriously, google that car, and you'll wake the neighborhood up.

[Danny]

Oh your very welcome.

I put the condom on inside out too.

I was nervous.

[bergie_318is]

hahah a shed

[kronus]

Oh your very welcome.

I put the condom on inside out too.

I was nervous.

Did the deer like it? ;)

[SamE30e]

Oh your very welcome.

I put the condom on inside out too.

I was nervous.

Oh that's a mission, you need to like roll the fucking thing out.

[Danny]

That was my third time.

Oh that's a mission, you need to like roll the fucking thing out.

I know right?

I was like, "WHYTF is this taking so long to put on?"

[SamE30e]

Roll down to the base.... wtf it didn't work like that..

[Danny]

I was hella nervous.

And the door kept blowing open so my ass was totally visible unless I reached back with my foot and closed it.

Tough to keep it in her at the same time, but I did it mayne.

I'm the best.

[kronus]

I was hella nervous.

And the door kept blowing open so my ass was totally visible unless I reached back with my foot and closed it.

Tough to keep it in her at the same time, but I did it mayne.

I'm the best.

Sheds are like that, dude. Scandalous wenches, they are. Props for sticking with it.

[SamE30e]

Your dick is just too small. And besides, that door was doing you a favor, it kept your mind off of nutting too soon lol