howd you lose it?

[Nicademus]

I hate that PInks guy

[SamE30e]

I cheered when he fell off the motorcycle, claimed he hit gravel.

[Nicademus]

I cheered when he fell off the motorcycle, claimed he hit gravel.

OMG OMG!!! That was the best. What a d bag

He got all ripped after the first season. The guy thinks he's the shit

[Danny]

I just got the speed channel.

I was looking forward to the pinks show.

[Nicademus]

I just got the speed channel.

I was looking forward to the pinks show.

Its the host of the show Danny, he's a total homo

[Danny]

Yeah I understand that.

[SamE30e]

[Nicademus]

I should have lost my virginity to this beautiful Brazilian girl named Flavia but I could find a fucking condom. I went around asking all sorts of random people for condoms at the age of 15 on that ship, but no luck. We still did everything else. I regret not keeping in touch with her.

He just had to take off his shirt in front of the crowd

[SamE30e]

You should have heard his excuses.

[Nicademus]

Oh I did, it was pathetic. "I'm used to riding a moped/razor scooter/boys/and on and on" What a loser

[SamE30e]

oh i did, it was pathetic. "i'm used to riding a moped/razor scooter/boys/and on and on" what a loser

true!!!

[assoutE12]

I cheered when he fell off the motorcycle, claimed he hit gravel.

I was there when that shit happened!

[Ray Smoodiver]

Were at a party, as we pulled up in the car, she bent at the waist, and was wearing a white mini skirt, the headlights caught her perfectly.

I said to all in the car that I was going to tag that, much to everyone's amusement.

Later in the party, (i've been taking the piss out of her all night), people are leaving, I decide to stay, and my mates throw me a condom, from a moving car (smoooth boys!)

She asks me for some gum, i go to get her some, she grabs me and says, not I want YOUR piece, and kisses me hard (proof that girls love assholes).

Anyways, we're fooling around on a bed somewhere in the house, and the girl whose house it is has a pair of kittens that weren't conduscive to rooting, that and the fact that I lost the condom, so i get blown a few times, and she drops me back at home in the morning.


The next day she asks me if I want to come to a party at her place, I say sure. I get there after dropping my parents at the airport, and she is standing at the door in lingerie. I ask where everyone is, and she simply says that they've had to cancel and its just her and I. Gulp.

I go down on her, we 69, we have sex, she finds out its my first time, she turns into an amazing teacher, and we have sex everyday for the next 2 weeks. it was a real learning experience for sure.

[tofubento]

Were at a party, as we pulled up in the car, she bent at the waist, and was wearing a white mini skirt, the headlights caught her perfectly.

I said to all in the car that I was going to tag that, much to everyone's amusement.

Later in the party, (i've been taking the piss out of her all night), people are leaving, I decide to stay, and my mates throw me a condom, from a moving car (smoooth boys!)

She asks me for some gum, i go to get her some, she grabs me and says, not I want YOUR piece, and kisses me hard (proof that girls love assholes).

Anyways, we're fooling around on a bed somewhere in the house, and the girl whose house it is has a pair of kittens that weren't conduscive to rooting, that and the fact that I lost the condom, so i get blown a few times, and she drops me back at home in the morning.


The next day she asks me if I want to come to a party at her place, I say sure. I get there after dropping my parents at the airport, and she is standing at the door in lingerie. I ask where everyone is, and she simply says that they've had to cancel and its just her and I. Gulp.

I go down on her, we 69, we have sex, she finds out its my first time, she turns into an amazing teacher, and we have sex everyday for the next 2 weeks. it was a real learning experience for sure.

Dear Penthouse,

LOLOLOLOL

[Ray Smoodiver]

Sorry my first time didn't suck