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  • dashboardmonkey
    FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
    • Jun 2008
    • 6158

    #91
    Originally posted by Todd Black 88
    Did this "Danielle" of yours have an adams apple?
    haha...no
    -Andy

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    • golde30
      R3V OG
      • Nov 2003
      • 11464

      #92
      Originally posted by Ray Smoodiver
      Were at a party, as we pulled up in the car, she bent at the waist, and was wearing a white mini skirt, the headlights caught her perfectly.

      I said to all in the car that I was going to tag that, much to everyone's amusement.

      Later in the party, (i've been taking the piss out of her all night), people are leaving, I decide to stay, and my mates throw me a condom, from a moving car (smoooth boys!)

      She asks me for some gum, i go to get her some, she grabs me and says, not I want YOUR piece, and kisses me hard (proof that girls love assholes).

      Anyways, we're fooling around on a bed somewhere in the house, and the girl whose house it is has a pair of kittens that weren't conduscive to rooting, that and the fact that I lost the condom, so i get blown a few times, and she drops me back at home in the morning.


      The next day she asks me if I want to come to a party at her place, I say sure. I get there after dropping my parents at the airport, and she is standing at the door in lingerie. I ask where everyone is, and she simply says that they've had to cancel and its just her and I. Gulp.

      I go down on her, we 69, we have sex, she finds out its my first time, she turns into an amazing teacher, and we have sex everyday for the next 2 weeks. it was a real learning experience for sure.
      yes. this sounds very similar to my experience. cept i hit it for about a month everyday. good shit.
      IG: @Baye30

      FRONT VALENCE IS ZENDER!!! STOP FILLING MY PM BOX PPL!!!

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      • Jesse30
        No R3VLimiter
        • Jan 2007
        • 3936

        #93
        some random girl at a party when i was 15. it was neat. :)

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        • stegosaurus
          Grease Monkey
          • Aug 2008
          • 367

          #94
          Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
          how the hell did you get blood on the wall
          Originally posted by Desaevious
          Blood on the wall? Someone doesn't care what time of the month it is
          Neither of us are really sure how, it wasn't a lot.

          I played finger hockey a bit at first tho, so maybe i got some on my hand and touched the wall?
          sigpic

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          • h0lmes

            #95
            In the woods behind the girls house when I was 15. We did it on a log with her friend watching. No joke.

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            • jflip2002
              R3V Elite
              • Sep 2006
              • 4377

              #96
              Originally posted by h0lmes
              In the woods behind the girls house when I was 15. We did it on a log with her friend watching. No joke.
              I think thats called gang rape.
              Originally posted by blunt
              i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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              • blunttech
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                • Jul 2004
                • 12850

                #97
                Originally posted by jflip2002
                I think thats called gang rape.
                shhhhhhh hes blocked it from his memory in an act of self preservation.
                i was "the friend" and i dangled my biscuits above his waiting mouth after he gave her 3 strokes of fury and collapsed in a heap
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                • h0lmes

                  #98
                  Originally posted by blunt
                  shhhhhhh hes blocked it from his memory in an act of self preservation.
                  i was "the friend" and i dangled my biscuits above his waiting mouth after he gave her 3 strokes of fury and collapsed in a heap
                  It's all coming back to me you bastard!

                  That's ok, there is no statue of limitations on rape. You're really going to like prison.

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                  • Hallen
                    E30 Enthusiast
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 1008

                    #99
                    LOL, I am way, way past the point where when and how I lost it was important... if it ever was.

                    I am sure it was good for me. I am not sure it was good for her. I got much better at it though. ;)
                    1987 E30 325is
                    1999 E46 323i
                    RIP 1994 E32 740iL
                    oo=[][]=oo

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                    • (:Jordan:)
                      Advanced Member
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 159

                      #100
                      I lost mine watching a at the movie theater in havasu.

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                      • Devil Inc
                        E30 Modder
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 802

                        #101
                        In a tent at her parent's campsite under the romantic glow of tiki torches and the campfire. Me 14, her 15, it twas the first time for both of us.

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                        • Old'n'Slow
                          E30 Addict
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 436

                          #102
                          After Genarlow Wilson went to jail, I ain't sayin' shit......

                          I mean he didn't even have intercourse!

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                          • SpecM
                            R3V Elite
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 4531

                            #103
                            Originally posted by h0lmes

                            That's ok, there is no statue of limitations on rape.
                            depends on the state

                            in NC and in God's Country, there are limitations
                            1989 cirrisblau-metallic 325i

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                            • h0lmes

                              #104
                              Originally posted by SpecM
                              depends on the state

                              in NC and in God's Country, there are limitations
                              Are there a lot of rapes in "God's Country"?

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                              • CorvallisBMW
                                Long Schlong Longhammer
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 13039

                                #105
                                In the back seat of my e30. No joke.

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