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  • Alkasquawlik
    R3V Elite
    • Feb 2008
    • 4557

    #61
    Originally posted by Nicademus
    She probably felt kinda awkward after. I bet if you just would have talked to her it would have been cool and you would have had sex more.
    Prolly. I felt a bit awkward too to be honest. O well, life goes on.

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    Originally posted by JamesE30
    And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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    • blunttech
      Forum Sponsor
      • Jul 2004
      • 12850

      #62
      christmas eve i was 16. it was really awkward. still bothers me to this day. we started groping each other. we both got pretty hot and worked up. one thing led to another and soon we were downstairs in the guest room going at it. it didnt last long and when it was all over all he said was "if you tell anyone they will blame you" i never saw my uncle again
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      • tofubento
        Grease Monkey
        • Dec 2008
        • 353

        #63
        Originally posted by blunt
        christmas eve i was 16. it was really awkward. still bothers me to this day. we started groping each other. we both got pretty hot and worked up. one thing led to another and soon we were downstairs in the guest room going at it. it didnt last long and when it was all over all he said was "if you tell anyone they will blame you" i never saw my uncle again
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        • ForcedFirebird
          R3V OG
          • Feb 2007
          • 8300

          #64
          Lost mine to a neighbor in the basement at 12yrs old. Had two girls within a few months that year (1988 )
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          • Quik325ix
            Grease Monkey
            • Mar 2005
            • 381

            #65
            14, to my 17 year old girlfriend, my hot tub..... would have been a whole lot better if she wasn't a fugly skank.

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            • Quik325ix
              Grease Monkey
              • Mar 2005
              • 381

              #66
              Originally posted by blunt
              christmas eve i was 16. it was really awkward. still bothers me to this day. we started groping each other. we both got pretty hot and worked up. one thing led to another and soon we were downstairs in the guest room going at it. it didnt last long and when it was all over all he said was "if you tell anyone they will blame you" i never saw my uncle again
              Your uncle told me to use that same line after i finished with you...

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              • dashboardmonkey
                FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                • Jun 2008
                • 6158

                #67
                Lost mine to a hooker in a shed on my 18th birthday.
                -Andy

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                • e30etakid
                  Noobie
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 26

                  #68
                  She was 15 and I was 14. In her grandmothers guest room. On a pull out couch.
                  A buddy of mine had given me a Condom early that day at school.
                  First time for both of us.
                  And to my despise I didn't take my boxers off. I was livin when I got done..
                  Ruined a brand new pair...
                  Then we passed out on the couch after wards, only for me to wake up at 9 in the A.m. to her uncle walking down the stairs smoking a joint.
                  He said, And I quote "Hey man, Wanna hit this?"
                  Coming from a guy in his ?Late thirties? living with his mother.
                  But then it was on like 2 rabbits for the next 4 months.

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                  • DCColegrove
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 2748

                    #69
                    Jesus...

                    I can't really remember...

                    You'd think that's the kind of thing you wouldn't forget...

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                    • blunttech
                      Forum Sponsor
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 12850

                      #70
                      Originally posted by Quik325ix
                      Your uncle told me to use that same line after i finished with you...
                      sounds like something he might say. and id go along with it in this case too. first off id never tell anyone. but if you think id feel bad like it was my fault you sucked my dick, well just keep thinking that as long as you keep sucking my dick
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                      • DCColegrove
                        Banned
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 2748

                        #71
                        Okay...

                        I have it down to three maybe four occasions...

                        But I think it was in the back of an MGB/GT with the girl down the road in 1978, that would have put me at about 14... But it could have been the girl next door on the roof of my parents house...

                        What's really pathetic is that I can't remember either one's name...

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                        • sticksdaman
                          R3VLimited
                          • Apr 2005
                          • 2987

                          #72
                          Originally posted by dashboardmonkey
                          Lost mine to a hooker in a shed on my 18th birthday.
                          was his name Danny?
                          Originally posted by ebelements
                          Also, for those who don't know, negative camber is the greatest thing since sliced bread(panera). Even tire wear is for city busses and the elderly.

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                          • Jand3rson
                            Banned
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 37587

                            #73
                            Originally posted by DCColegrove
                            But I think it was in the back of an MGB/GT with the girl down the road in 1978, that would have put me at about 14
                            How in the FUCK did you get laid in the back of an MGB GT? Are you 3 feet tall???

                            I lost mine by putting my penis in a vagina and pulling it back out again repeatedly.

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                            • DCColegrove
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 2748

                              #74
                              Originally posted by Mr. Anderson
                              How in the FUCK did you get laid in the back of an MGB GT? Are you 3 feet tall???

                              My brother in law has one, you can't get 3 rolled up sleeping bags back there!
                              As I remember it the seats tipped forward and the hatch was open... But it still wasn't easy.

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                              • dashboardmonkey
                                FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                                • Jun 2008
                                • 6158

                                #75
                                Originally posted by sticksdaman
                                was his name Danny?
                                Come to think of it her name was Danielle
                                -Andy

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