howd you lose it?
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Originally posted by JamesE30And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf. -
christmas eve i was 16. it was really awkward. still bothers me to this day. we started groping each other. we both got pretty hot and worked up. one thing led to another and soon we were downstairs in the guest room going at it. it didnt last long and when it was all over all he said was "if you tell anyone they will blame you" i never saw my uncle againComment
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HAHAHAHAHAHHHA!!!!!christmas eve i was 16. it was really awkward. still bothers me to this day. we started groping each other. we both got pretty hot and worked up. one thing led to another and soon we were downstairs in the guest room going at it. it didnt last long and when it was all over all he said was "if you tell anyone they will blame you" i never saw my uncle again






The 9mm is a .45 set on stun.:mrgreen:Comment
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Your uncle told me to use that same line after i finished with you...christmas eve i was 16. it was really awkward. still bothers me to this day. we started groping each other. we both got pretty hot and worked up. one thing led to another and soon we were downstairs in the guest room going at it. it didnt last long and when it was all over all he said was "if you tell anyone they will blame you" i never saw my uncle again
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She was 15 and I was 14. In her grandmothers guest room. On a pull out couch.
A buddy of mine had given me a Condom early that day at school.
First time for both of us.
And to my despise I didn't take my boxers off. I was livin when I got done..
Ruined a brand new pair...
Then we passed out on the couch after wards, only for me to wake up at 9 in the A.m. to her uncle walking down the stairs smoking a joint.
He said, And I quote "Hey man, Wanna hit this?"
Coming from a guy in his ?Late thirties? living with his mother.
But then it was on like 2 rabbits for the next 4 months.Comment
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sounds like something he might say. and id go along with it in this case too. first off id never tell anyone. but if you think id feel bad like it was my fault you sucked my dick, well just keep thinking that as long as you keep sucking my dickComment
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Okay...
I have it down to three maybe four occasions...
But I think it was in the back of an MGB/GT with the girl down the road in 1978, that would have put me at about 14... But it could have been the girl next door on the roof of my parents house...
What's really pathetic is that I can't remember either one's name...Comment
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How in the FUCK did you get laid in the back of an MGB GT? Are you 3 feet tall???
I lost mine by putting my penis in a vagina and pulling it back out again repeatedly.Comment
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