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  • SamE30e
    R3V Elite
    • Sep 2007
    • 4319
    #31
    Originally posted by s0urce
    It's been a while since I've posted. I figured I make my next post incredibly insightful.

    I think the belly button is somehow connected to the penis. When I push on mine I can feel it in my privates.

    Discuss.
    Now how many of us just tried that..

    I know I did.
    1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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      • SamE30e
        R3V Elite
        • Sep 2007
        • 4319
        #32
        Originally posted by napabavarian
        Try one of these...


        A girlfriend?
        1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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          • euroshark
            No R3VLimiter
            • Apr 2006
            • 3491
            #33
            Originally posted by blunt
            i dont have a vagus. i have one monster fucking cock though
            This thread delivers so well it deserves a tip!
            '88 528e /// '88 M5 /// '89 951 /// '98 E430 /// '02 M5

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              • napabavarian
                E30 Modder
                • Jun 2008
                • 834
                #34
                Originally posted by SamE30e
                A girlfriend?

                That too, I was thinking a shower, she is just there to help with those hard to reach places, and a few that aren't

                This place is like catholic school, 2/3 of the students smoke weed on a daily basis, but the faculty seems to convince the outside world that drugs are just in the other schools, the resident pot dealer thinks he's cool because he has the originality to call anyone he doesn't like a homosexual, and most of the little children follow him like sheep, then there's the few with brains, you hardly ever hear from them, perhaps don't even know they exist, but they get all the sh!t done.

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                  • Alkasquawlik
                    R3V Elite
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 4557
                    #35
                    Originally posted by blunt
                    its funny you mention this. when i drop my balls into your mouth you certainly have a reaction. that of a starved somolian child being fed his first meal in a month

                    SC*AR

                    Originally posted by JamesE30
                    And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                      • Quik325ix
                        Grease Monkey
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 381
                        #36
                        Originally posted by E30Idea
                        Now you can relax. There are 2 of you.
                        now there are 3 of us....

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                          • der affe
                            Moderator
                            Technical
                            • Dec 2005
                            • 8452
                            #37
                            Originally posted by euroshark
                            This thread delivers so well it deserves a tip!
                            mushroom tip?
                            seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


                            Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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                              • myinfernalbmw
                                E30 Mastermind
                                • May 2007
                                • 1736
                                #38
                                I remember playing with my belly button as a child would always result in having to piss.

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                                  • -Jelko-
                                    Wrencher
                                    • Apr 2008
                                    • 238
                                    #39
                                    Originally posted by tofubento
                                    Yes, but only when blunts balls are in your mouth.
                                    hahahhahaha fkin r3v,blunt jokes are FTW
                                    I www.ak-bmwcroatia.com I

                                    :wgaf:

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                                      • DatUtahGuy
                                        No R3VLimiter
                                        • Jan 2007
                                        • 3146
                                        #40

                                        W T F ?
                                        YOUTUBE: AR Perez
                                        - - -
                                        If lucky, the E36 will die peacefully, in its natural habitat, and be given the prestigious honor of donating its parts to an E30

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                                          • JamesE30
                                            R3VLimited
                                            • Feb 2007
                                            • 2092
                                            #41
                                            who the fuck post this

                                            R.H.D
                                            M-technic I club

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                                              • VAPORBLADE
                                                E30 Mastermind
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 1771
                                                #42
                                                best photo evar!
                                                '89 "is" = M technic II build mode.

                                                sigpic

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                                                  • napabavarian
                                                    E30 Modder
                                                    • Jun 2008
                                                    • 834
                                                    #43
                                                    Originally posted by Schwarz3

                                                    W T F ?

                                                    I wish I hadn't bailed that night :finger:

                                                    This place is like catholic school, 2/3 of the students smoke weed on a daily basis, but the faculty seems to convince the outside world that drugs are just in the other schools, the resident pot dealer thinks he's cool because he has the originality to call anyone he doesn't like a homosexual, and most of the little children follow him like sheep, then there's the few with brains, you hardly ever hear from them, perhaps don't even know they exist, but they get all the sh!t done.

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                                                      • mrsleeve
                                                        I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                                        • Mar 2005
                                                        • 16385
                                                        #44
                                                        I got nothing not even a smelly finger must be I am doing it wrong
                                                        Originally posted by Fusion
                                                        If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                                                        The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                                                        The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                                                        Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                                                        William Pitt-

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                                                          • DatUtahGuy
                                                            No R3VLimiter
                                                            • Jan 2007
                                                            • 3146
                                                            #45
                                                            I found a penny :D
                                                            YOUTUBE: AR Perez
                                                            - - -
                                                            If lucky, the E36 will die peacefully, in its natural habitat, and be given the prestigious honor of donating its parts to an E30

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