I got in an argument with a superior about excel functionality and had to draw out on paper the solution to our problems because we were in the middle of a conference and couldn't do it in the program.
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Work related story?Comment
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this last summer i was working as a wildland firefighter, and was doing night ops with my crew members (3 per engine total). and well i had to take a dump so i went and found a perfect shitting spot. dug a little hole and leaned up on a tree. shortly after getting comfortable, i hear a growl of some animal. and well, hearing any growling noise while taking a dump is a damn scary thing. i honestly thought a cougar was gonna come ripping out of the bushes and eat me. yah i high tailed it back the rig and was lucky to never see anything that night.Comment
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This just happened a couple days ago.
I work in a hospital, and the West 5 wing is the psych floor. To keep them from getting out there are two sets of doors to get through, and one won't open if the other isn't closed.
I'm leaving W5 and feel something heavy hit my shoulder, and as I'm turning around a patient starts grabbing for my keys and trying to get through the open door. In fighting to get the keys the patient knocked the door closed, but didn't realize and kept grabbing for them.
I've never been assaulted by W5 patients, and didn't really think anything of it when administration but big "BOLT RISK" signs on the doors on the way in. Now I'm getting mauled by a psych patient. I hit the alarm on the door and took her to the ground to keep her from kicking me. W5 went into code orange (security alert) and the floor was locked.
For what seemed like a good amount of time the patient kept trying to kick me and bite me and scratch me while I had them pinned on the ground. Security got there and they sedated the patient and I was able to get off of them. I glanced at the door and saw something weird in my reflection; there was a fork sticking out of my shoulder.
I didn't think it was really in there, maybe just caught in fabric, so I tugged it and the fork came out. It turned out it was in pretty deep, about 1/2 the depth of the prongs, so I had to go to the ED and be looked at.
Cliffs: I got stabbed in the back with a fork by a crazy person.sigpicComment
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^ you win
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Holy shit you didnt even feel the fork get punched in? That seems like it would hurt.Originally posted by stegosaurus View Post
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Have you ever been pooped on?Originally posted by Gray S. View PostOriginally posted by Simon S
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Huh, all I did this year was fall through a ceiling at work
Don't try to crawl on top of plaster ceilings.Rollin' with a GeistkuchenComment
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should we ask why you were in the ceiling??Originally posted by BillBrasky2007 CVPI, stock and slowOriginally posted by acolella76
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my guess is planting hidden cams in the boys restroomsOriginally posted by ieatpeople View PostComment
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Right Before thanks giving we had a tie in to xray down in the ground. It was wet very wet, so bad that 2- 6 inch diesel trash pumps would barley keep the water below the crane mat's that we were standing on because it had no bottom to it at all. (we were right next to the Chenango river in Binghamton NY) Well the bottom looked like it was pretty solid had some bigger stones sitting on top of the sand with about 5 inches of water rushing over the top. Well to get the other side of the pipe where I needed to be I decided to step off the mat out into the where the bottom looked good to get around my partner to hop over the pipe. Well I stepped down off the mat and the bottom feels like it will hold me so I let all my weight on that foot, I sink up to my groin faster than I can put weight back on the foot still on the mat.
It was snowing like mad and I still had to finish the the radiograph (3 shots at 7mins apice) my boot was full of water an mud its colder than hell . Well it was funny because I had a whole crew of welders, laborers, operators and inspectors just crackin up at my misfortune.
The reason this is really humiliating to me as all these guys know I used to be a pipe layer that dealt with wet nasty ground all day every day, and I committed the 1st mistake when dealing with wet ground, not checking the bottom before stepping off the solid ground.Last edited by mrsleeve; 12-31-2008, 09:44 PM.The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de TocquevilleOriginally posted by Fusion
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Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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No I didn't feel it at all; you'd figure a fork plunging into your shoulder would hurt, but I guess not.Originally posted by Gray S. View PostsigpicComment
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lmfao this is fucking hilarious. Just when I thought the story was going to get gay you came back and TOTALLY REDEEMED yourself.Originally posted by blunt View Post
I really wish I could erase that part of my memory so I could read it again.Comment
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hahaha. wow. but if he handed you the key..did the key work in the other e39? so that one key worked for two different e39s?Originally posted by DCColegrove View PostM CoupeComment
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lol nope, bathrooms are in the basement.Originally posted by blunt View Post
I was running cat5 through the ceiling, you can see the wires hanging down going into boxes.Rollin' with a GeistkuchenComment
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